Dating Simulator Idea: Nasty Bois Edition
-this is completely ignoring phase 2-
Essentially, you’re working as a leutnant for Baron Vengeous. If you’re especially zealous you can get closer to him and he’ll start to like you and you can start swooning him. He’s a romantic, so you can win his heart with traditionally romantic stuff. You also have to show yourself skilled while sparring with him.
You have to be careful with Nefarian Serpine bc he’s like Robert from Dream Daddy aka you can screw him early on, but after that you won’t be able to date him anymore bc you’ll be just a one-night stand to him. To win him over you’ll have to show yourself to be especially cruel as well as show some interest in science and show yourself to be well-read. And, of course, shower Nef in compliments and gifts.
If you repeatedly flirt with Lord Vile he’ll kill you. Vile doesn’t care about romance, Vile only cares for murder.
If you reject both Baron and Nef and instead of romancing them concentrate on the war, work and rising in ranks you’ll be promoted to general and Mevolent will be made available. You can win him over by showing yourself to be especially devoted to your Dark Gods and joking and philosophizing with him as well as being an especially useful asset on the battlefield. Winning over Mevolent is hard and the closer you get to him, the more Nef will dislike you. And there absolutely should be an ending where if you fail to date Mev and pushed the other two away you’ll end up alone, dating no one. But hey, at least you’re a general now, right?
feel free to add to this by adding Eliza or China or another Faceless Church Baddie or your own version of the routes for the nasty bois, I’d love to read that plz I need more people talking about my bois I’ve run out of stuff to read