#iamthelastboss

[iamthelastboss]

Can’t we, or maybe shouldn’t we, just change his name to Catshiya?

Just a thought.

-Tora.

[corvinusvortex]

I ship you with @headbeachincharge @iamthelastboss or @aguniiguess

3 people you ship my muse with

Boshiya?! He might give me a nice hat!

After every fight with Last Boss I'd have to be afraid of spiders in my room... And I'd probably be very busy with relocating toads.

Aguni is my father figure, shut up!

-C

[iamthelastboss]

If you had a pet, what would it be?

I found a tiger once and wanted to keep it, but Chishiya said it wasn’t “practical”.

Buzzkill.

If I see it again, I’m going to sneak it in.

After he said no to the tiger, I told Chishiya I was going to keep one of the stray cats that hang out in one of the alleyways near Shibuya. He said they were dangerous and probably diseased, so it was not a good idea.

Buzzzzzzzzkillllll.

I still might bring home one of the cats. Chishiya won’t find out, right? I’ll be keeping it in my room. How would he find out?

-Tora.

[iamthelastboss]

Whoa. I just found my inbox.

Well, Chishiya showed me where it was.

Do people really want to talk to me? Why?

-Tora

[iamthelastboss]

Well hello Last Boss,

I’ve noticed you’ve joined the online Beach! Don’t worry, all the idiocy & chaos still remains..

*takes off sunglasses*

Now, is it true you’ve developed a little..something for Maisie? If so, I wish you good luck!!

-A.R

P.S I do hope she shows up soon!

An.

Hello.

I…Maisie is…I’m not sure what to do or say when it’s about her. I’m afraid that I will upset her or scare her away. I’ve never met anyone like her. I don’t know what to do, An.

You…could you help me? I mean, you’re a lady. You know how I should talk to her. I-I hate to ask, but I…An, please help me.

-Last Boss

[iamthelastboss]

Maisie…you know Maisie? She’s very…she’s…nice.

[iamthelastboss]

Which is better, kisses on the cheek or forehead kisses? This is very important information

Forehead.

I think.

I don’t have experience with this kind of thing.

-Last Boss

[iamthelastboss]

So do you think maisie likes you back?

I would be surprised if Maisie has any feelings for me. She’s so…pretty and perfect. What could she want from me? Except for me to stay away from her, of course.

-Last Boss