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iasip chat fic part 3: fun with themes

part three of the series in which the gang texts each other, inspired by the gang texts. i started writing this before the episode and rcg have blessed me and confirmed all my texting headcanons to be true. so let’s have some fun with themes!

11:03 AM, Friday, Philadelphia, PA

Paddy’s Pub

Dennis: WHERE IS EVERYBODY???? Dennis: IT IS TIME TO OPEN THE BAR!!!! Dennis: HELLO???? Dennis: WAS I NOT INFORMED OF TODAY’S SCHEME???? Dennis: TODAY’S CAPER??? Dennis: MAC WHERE ARE YOU???????? I NEED YOU!!!!! Dennis: AW SHIT THAT WAS FOR MAC. Dennis: I HATE TECHNOLOGY. Dennis: …

[ HOW DO I CHANGE PEOPLE’S NAMES IN GROUP CHAT? ] [ HOW DO I DEMOTE PEOPLE IN GROUP CHAT? ]

Dennis has removed Dee, Charlie, Mac and Frank as administrators Dennis has changed the name of Dee to Bird Dennis has changed the name of Charlie to Rat Dennis has changed the name of Mac to Dog Dennis has changed the name of Frank to Warthog Dennis has changed the name of Dennis to Lion Lion: I LOVE TECHNOLOGY.

11:13 AM, Friday, Philadelphia, PA

Bird: THIS IS SOME GRADE-A BULLSHIT DENNIS Lion: WHO IS DENNIS???? Dog: How come you get to be cool and the rest of us are lame this is not cool bro Warthog: WARTHOG IS COOL. Lion: WHERE WERE YOU GUYS??? Bird: I am not going to tell you until you change our names back Dog: Were not gonna come to the bar either Dog: Your gonna have to find us Lion: I DO NOT LIKE THIS SCHEME!!! Dog: Too bad Lion: FINE MAC I AM TURNING ON YOUR GPS. Dog: I am saddened but not surprised that he has a gps on me Bird: Yeah I operate under the assumption that he has them on all of us. Lion: I DO. Lion: YOU’RE ALL JUST AT FRANK AND CHARLIE’S APARTMENT! Rat: There is an emergency! Lion: CHARLIE YOU ARE NOT LITERATE IS FRANK HELPING YOU? Rat: Speech to text, bro! Bird: Oh god Bird: I miss when this was just me and Dennis Bird: Screaming into the void Bird: Those were some good times Bird: Right Dennis? Lion: SHUT UP BIRD Rat reacted to that, Warthog reacted to that, Dog reacted to that: [laughing emoji]

Mac created the group chat Operation: Apex predator Mac added Charlie, Frank and Dee to Operation: Apex predator

Mac: We need to get our admin privileges back from dennis Dee: Why do you need our help? You should be able to convince Dennis with sex. Charlie: I agree, Dee! Sex is everything with Dennis! Dee: This Charlie thing is FREAKY Mac: Look dennis is more complicated than you think Mac: He has emotions Mac: I learned that the hard way Mac: Lol hard Mac: We need a plan Dee: Why don’t we just create another group chat and invite him and use that one Charlie: Because he will just leave it like he left the old one. Dee: Why does the speech to text take away your contractions? Charlie: I am not pregnant and in labor, Dee, nor am I a construction worker, so I could not be having contractions. Dee: Forget it. Frank: LISTEN UP ASSHOLES. Frank: I HAVE A PLAN. Frank: WE WILL JUST STEAL DENNIS PHONE. Mac: Cant Mac: He unlocks it with his face Charlie: That is just like him! Frank: THEN UNLOCK IT WHILE HE’S SLEEPING!!! Mac: Cant Mac: His eyes have to be open Frank: STAPLE HIS EYES OPEN. Mac: Cant Mac: Will wake him up Frank: USE A PICTURE. Mac: Will try

Mac: Didnt work Mac: Dennis figured it out Mac: He is wearing his phone around his neck now Mac: My irresistible charms arent working Dee: Just get him blackout drunk. It always works Mac: Ok yea lets try that

1:46 AM, Saturday, Philadelphia, PA

Operation: Apex predator

Mac: I think hes almost there Mac: He keeps talking about music Mac: And doing theme nights at Paddys Frank: THEME NIGHTS ARE NOT A BAD IDEA. COULD MAKE A LOT OF MONEY. PEOPLE LIKE THEMES. Dee: Can we PLEASE just finish ONE scheme before moving onto the next for ONCE Charlie: Dee sounds like Dennis. I do not like that. What themes?

Paddy’s Pub Lion: I LOV TECHNLGY Lion: I DLD ALLLLL BRYAN ADAMS SONGS Lion: I GOT AN IDEA GUYS!!!!! Rat: Is it changing our names back to normal? Warthog: YOU CAN KEEP MINE. Lion: LETS DO 80S NITE @ PADDYS!!!!! Lion: GET DRESSED UP!!!!!! Lion: KARRYOKY Lion: $$$$$$$$ Lion: CHICKS Dog: Itd be easier to plan if you changed our names back Bird: Yeah, this is too confusing Dog: Ok im gonna take his phone and tell him im making the event Dog: Oh shit Dog: ohhhhh shit Dog: Wrong chat Dog: Oh wait hes not even looking at his phone Dog: All good guys

10:17 AM, Sunday, Philadelphia, PA

Operation: Apex predator

Dee: Hello???????? Dee: Earth 2 mac????????? Charlie: I already tried calling him. Charlie: He did not answer. Frank: OH FUCDK DENNIS FINALLY KILLED HIM Dee: Oh no he didn’t Dee: Dennis probably got all slutty like he does when hes blackout and they forgot all about the phone thing Dee: I’m heading over now

11:06 AM, Sunday, Philadelphia, PA

Paddy’s Pub Lion has changed the name of Lion to Dennis Dennis has changed the name of Rat to Charlie Dennis has changed the name of Dog to Mac Dennis has changed the name of Warthog to Frank Dennis has changed the name of Dee to Bird Dennis has added Charlie, Dee, Frank and Mac as administrator

Frank: I WANTED TO KEEP WARTHOG Dennis: TOO BAD. MY THEME NAMING IDEA HAS BEEN VETOED. Charlie: Because they were lame. Charlie: Ell oh ell. Dennis: DID THE ZOO TEACH US NOTHING ABOUT THIS TEXTING NONSENSE??? Dee: You’re just mad because Mac tricked you Dennis: HE DID NOT TRICK ME! I CONSENTED. Frank: ENOUGH CHILDREN. Frank: COME 2 BAR. Frank: WE HAVE THEME NIGHTS TO DISCUSS. Dennis: THEME NIGHTS? Mac: Yeah bro dont u remember u were going on about a 80s theme night for paddys and bryan adams and shit Dennis: I DO NOT REMEMBER, MAC. I WAS BLACKOUT DRUNK. THANKS TO YOU. Dee: I’m gonna leave this chat if this shit keeps going on Charlie: Go ahead. Charlie: Nobody would miss you. Charlie: Bird. Mac, Dennis and Frank reacted to that: [laughing emoji]

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