#ibsans

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

Awe, you cheated! This is your punishment! *she lightly patted him on the head, ticking her tongue out at him,* anyway, *she turnt to look at the flavours,* Hmm.... chocolate... and.... va-no, caramel in a cup, please. *she smiled excitedly, turning to the skeleton* which do you want? I hope there’s one as sweet as you that you like.

“there an’t nothing as sweet as you,” he gives you a smug smile before ordering something fruity with a side of ketchup. 

You two sit in an empty table outside of the shop. While you are enjoying your icy treats you notice something.

Sans is simply too busy gazing at you to eat anything. 

[xjunjox]

I tend to get really loud and obnoxious when I’m alone. Especially in the car. And until now my IB Sans was the only one who knew. 

IB Sans is from @imaginaryboyfriendsans

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

*crying because knee has a bruise* i-it hurts

Sans takes a look at your injured knee with concern on his boney face. 

“that’s doesn’t look good. is there anything i can do to help you feel better, sweetheart?” 

He kneels down closer to you. Trying his best not to freak out. 

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

# yoo hey sans hows it going dude. so, u see, no homo. but like.. im gay, dude.

“heh,” Sans shrugs with a smug smile on his face, “ain’t a problem with me if it ain’t a problem with you.” “didja wanna hang out? watch a movie?”

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

Ok...*wearing a Juliet costume*..ok...but something is missing.....*calls outer,swap,G,and classic* ROMEO! OH ROMEO!~

“JULIEEEET!!! YOUR ROMEO IS COMING!!!” Swap comes running in as fast as he can with a huge smile on his face. “You look like you need some help there, J,” G simply appears beside you with a cool and collected demeanor. Outer floats down like a leaf caught in an autumn breeze. “what seems to be the problem, dear juliet?”Classic Sans chuckles a bit, “looks like we got everythin’ we need for operation: bye-bye boo boo.”

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

Romeos,I cant sleep because i had a nightmare *Fiona winked at them as she blows a kiss at them*

Swap puts in hands to his face and kneels down closer to you, “WHAT AN ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! I WILL NOT ALLOW NIGHTMARES TO PLAGE MY ONE AND ONLY LOVE!” He is very theatrical about his movements and word choices. It seems he is liking playing the role of Romeo. 

G lazily catches your kiss with one of his boney hands. He smiles almost teasingly, “We can’t have little J staying up all night, can we?” 

“how’s about we lay down next to ya and help ya have sweeter dreams this time, sweetheart?” Classic lowers his body to the ground next to you. The other Romeos follow suit. 

“hey, i have an idea,” Outer uses this opportunity to change your mindscape to a lush field looking up to a clear, starry night. You are all laying on a comfy blanket that is covering the fluffy grass. The breeze feels like the perfect temperature. “now who could have nightmares falling asleep to this?” 

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

Hey classic....*hugs you* :3

“hey there, sweet heart~” Sans smiles lazily and reaches his arms around you. He is surprisingly fluffy and soft. Just the right amount of squishy goodness. It seems being imaginary has it’s benefits. 

Sans hums contently, “i could do this all day if you let me.” 

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

Uhm, yeah.. if th-that’s okay of course! I wouldn’t wanna ruin your wallet... *she thought about her favorite flavor, salted caramel (hope I don’t make you hungry! (>﹏<) and started to walk to the ice cream parlor, getting an idea.* race you! *she giggled slightly* (also- I forgot. Oops!-)

“hey, sweet heart, it’s your mind. my wallet is bottomless,” Sans chuckles a bit at your excited face. He seems very content with you around. “whaddiya want, hun? your fav-” 

You bolt off toward the parlor, catching the skeleton off guard. He laughs and calls in your direction, “alright hun, but do i have’ta follow the rules to catch ya?” He shows off his teleportation abilities and appears beside you.