Jul 25, 2022
Is this a hint that you wanna be rocked to sleep?
Nah, I'm good. Its just the mood of the day lol
Caffeine is what I need
Probably
Well it couldn't hurt x3
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Is this a hint that you wanna be rocked to sleep?
Nah, I'm good. Its just the mood of the day lol
Caffeine is what I need
Probably
Well it couldn't hurt x3
I can't believe I've been turned into a Creature
Guess there's only one thing for this
The video feeds crackles to life suddenly. A cyborg troll beaming into the mirror she had her phone pointed towards.
"Hey folks! Look at this!"
She sets down her phone and lifts her metallic arm up into focus of the camera. Holding it steady for all to see. Tapping a seemingly ordinary panel on the arm, there is an audible clicking noise. Moments pass before-
The main panels on her forearm raise and slide apart. Revealing that within the prosthetic limb Sylvii has managed to create a concealed compartment. Inside of which is a single chocolate bar. Or what one might assume to be a chocolate bar. The writing on the wrapper being in the angular Alternian script.
She quickly snatches her hidden treasure and rips a hole in the packaging with her teeth. Taking a bite of the newly opened chocolate.
"Pretty cool huh?"
With her little demonstration over. The feed goes dark once more. Leaving Sylvii to enjoy her snack in peace.
You know those weird memories that resurface and you just have to think to yourself. How did I not die?
I just remembered I helped run a pirate radio station. Was the main DJ. That was wild! I nearly died like 7 times over a sweep and a half. If it wasn't burning in the sun, it was the Undead or the occasional imperial ambush
We only ever broadcasted during the day, which was dangerous as fuck
Secondly, we were always on the move. Couldn't broadcast from the same location twice
We also had to randomise our broadcast frequency too to keep the legis from tuning in so easily
Wonder if any of the others are still out there somewhere...
Probably, would be sweet to hang with them again
What's it like dating a monster from beyond space and time? A question no one asked, but you're getting the answer whether you like it or not
Well I basically get to cause as much mischief as I desire (within vague reason)
And no one can do shit about it, so I get to look smug while sitting in Lex's lap knowing the person I caused problems for is powerless to stop me >:3c
What you gonna do? Hurt me?
Good luck dealing with an angry void monster if you do. I'd attend your corpse party but let's be real, there wouldn't be enough of you left if you did
HOLY SHIT I COULD TOTALLY ADD A SNACK COMPARTMENT TO MY LIMBS
Physically I'm just your typical troll gal
Mentally I'm a bunny that has sneaked into a garden store and is going ham on the shrubberies
My life is fucked up big time style
Like yeah the whole previous life but wasn't great an all. It had it's ups and downs but the downs were one hell of a bitch
But vanishing for two years? Fucked
Had pieces of me taken away? Fucked
Little to no memory of what happened? Fucked
But like, the weirdest part of it all. The person responsible for me even being alive is... whatever it is Lex has going on