#ic: willow

[eternallyrisen]

Bip bap bop it's time for a personality swap! your muses are shuffled one to the left.

Giovanni -> Floette

"Bitch, I'm going to beat your ass so hard that you're going to feel it for 3000 years."

Melony -> Lysandre

"Gordie, my darling son. The only way I would let you use rock-types is after you defeat me in battle."

Raihan -> Petrel

"Yeah, I really don't feel like battling you so how about you tell me a good joke and I'll just give you the badge."

Olympia -> Nanu

"At least your death will be painless."

Willow -> Taisto

"Give me the coffee and leave."

[windscattered]

Time to lie down in the dirt and let the nature reclaim him.

[eternallyrisen]

“Has anyone seen my glasses?”

[eternallyrisen]

Willow has been awake for three days. He’s tired.

[eternallyrisen]

@frostspoken​ (continued from)

“I’ve scientifically proven i can stay awake and coherent for at least four days without sleep, six if i consume a accurate amount of caffeine. Therefore i am fine for another…”

they squint at the clock that currently reads 4:00am

“Day before i start to hallucinate. You however are free to as stated ‘do the sleep’. You have been staring at the same set of paperwork for the last hour and a half, You have written two words. Of which is your name.”

Willow stares at them for a solid five seconds, brain flatlining. “You do know that you can go to sleep... before... you hallu-hal-hah... hallucinate.”

He took his glasses off and rubbed his eyes. “Listen. I can’t sleep, I’ve tried. But you can. Just... please. Go get some sleep. You don’t have to stay up because I do.”

[windscattered]

Happy birthday, Willow! How old are you now?

“...”

“It’s my birthday?!”

[eternallyrisen]

You okay, Professor Willow? I saw you earlier but you were very silent.

"What do you mean? I've only talked to Spark today..."

"Why do I suddenly get the feeling I should check the pokemon closures..."

[eternallyrisen]

“I don’t have a problem with pokemon. Just keep the ghost types in their capsules and lights on in the lab and we’ll be fine.”