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“ It’s the former, you know me so well. I’m already on my way, I’ll be there in five, so let all those people you’ve got over for that mad orgy know that it’s time to go home. ” If you can’t your friends about imaginary orgies, are you really friends?
“ Also, because I am so considerate, I have Febreze because I imagine you don’t want your house to smell like weed. Hope you like — ” he paused to look over to the bottle on his passenger seat “ — Hawaiian Aloha. ”
@travaileur
“Nope, these two first, and then you get the last one.” The best gift had to be saved for last, it was one of the unwritten rules. He still thought she would like the first two, both in nicely wrapped boxes with comically large bows on top ( he had already jokingly shown up with one of them on his head ) . The first one was a sweater, nice and soft, made of a warm material, and with a beautiful quote on it: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” Iconic. The other gift was one he had found about a month ago, but had waited to buy for her until now because they weren’t exactly something he wanted to give her on Christmas when her brothers were around. Lollipops by themselves were fine ( he knew now much of a sweet tooth she had ) , but he didn’t really want to give them to her when they said, “I Bloody Love You,” “You’re Damn Fine,” and “Let’s Fuck.” They were definitely more of a one-on-one gift than a surrounded-by-your-family-who-will-judge-me gift.
“Trust me, patience is a virtue and the wait will be worth it.”
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“Sometimes I worry that Claire thinks I’m annoying, and if not now, that she eventually will.” It wasn’t a constant worry— he believed they really were good for each other in numerous ways— but he couldn’t help thinking that he got on her nerves sometimes. He made vulgar jokes and comments that he knew she didn’t like because he didn’t think about it before saying it, and he felt like he got clingy sometimes. It wasn’t only that, he was whiny, impulsive, overprotective, and he could probably come up with a whole slew of other things if he thought about all the things Emmeran had even called him.
He hadn’t even told Claire about Emmeran and he could already hear her telling him not to think about himself like that. Even he realized that it was a contradictory situation; if anyone else suggested that Claire didn’t like him, he wouldn’t hesitate to tell them how wrong they were, but he was allowed to do it to himself.
“I know she loves me and I’m probably being overcritical of myself, but I still get worried sometimes.”
@travaileur replied to your post: “Please don’t invite people to punch you in the...
claire: how else would i convince him to fight me??? ??
see, instead: you just don’t.
