Me: I got you cucumbers, C! C: Yum!! Wait. Where? Me: the box at the gym. They were in the break room... There were a bunch. C: ewwww! No! I'm not eating sweaty cucumber! Me: listen Missy. I'll WASH THEM. THEY'LL BE. FINE. C: BUT EVERYONE TOUCHES THEM WITH THEIR SWEATY HANDS AND SWEAT NEVER REALLY COMES OFF #ICanNotWithThisOne (at Bourbonnais, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxzwLSThlRBgorMzGRzoOkXhSMLVlYIcpOOKI40/?igshid=5z4lwhrhydiw








