#icecreamreading

[icecreamreadings]

1. The Long-Necked Eagle of Rumor: You are about to hear a rumor from a misguided eagle. Obviously the eagle has a deep trust in you. His gossip may not be true…but at least you understand eagle-speak; a skill that can lead you on to greater things in life, perhaps you will become president or maybe even a skilled witch doctor. 2. The Red-Eyed Hawk of Doom: Have you ever seen a hawk with pink eye? Me neither, but evidently you will be the first. The doom part comes in because you’re probably going to contract pink eye in the process. I’m sorry, but on the bright side you can take a few days off work to kick back and wear sunglasses like a boss. Congrats! Flavor: Chocolate Submit by: Kenton 

[icecreamreadings]

1. The symbol of the muffin…. either you ate one this morning or you’re about to lose your left foot. Start praying it’s not the latter. 2. The rainbow of riches: This means one of two things. A) Your rich uncle will soon be on his death bed and you’ll inherit exactly 5% of his wealth. Or B) You’re destined to work at Rainbow Snow Cones. Both are worthy outcomes. One brings you the riches of the world. The other, a wealth of high fructose corn syrup. Flavor: Strawberry Vanilla Swirl Submit by: Hannah Goodwin