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Jul 14

BFF S2 Episode 8 - Now why would you do that?

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“A little bit of hope will… help me… a little bit of… hope… will… help me,” Daddy Long Legs sings and continues to sing on repeat as everyone near him is slowly getting more and more annoyed by it.

“I’m starting to think he’ll never stop,” Liam says.

“I’m going to kill whoever taught him this,” Bryce says.

“How long has he been doing this?” Moonstone asks.

“Two… Days…” Kit says. “He’s done… stuff before but not like this…”

“Doesn’t he need to sleep?” Bot asks.

“Apparently not,” GPS says. “He’s been constantly doing this, he just won’t stop singing, he doesn’t even hear us!”

“A little… a little bit of… hope… will… help-help me…” Daddy Long Legs continues to sing.

“He’s never on time either, he can’t stop stuttering or running over his words even though he’s said it so many times,” GPS says.

Pillow comes over humming the tune.

“How are you so normal about this?” Bot asks.

“I’ve decided to pivot my research to suicide! How long will it take you?” Pillow asks Microphone who is also walking out.

“…Sooner than later,” Microphone says and then walks off.

“Always one person from your guys’ dimension is depressed,” Kit says.

“Wouldn’t that apply to most dimensions?” Plasma Ball asks.

“Not ours,” Kit says and lays back. “As far as I know,”

The group goes into a silence as Daddy Long Legs continues to sing. Only for the sky to open up, then a fish tank immediately crashes to the ground. Yet Daddy Long Legs keeps on singing.

“Did they just die?” Bot asks, looking at the corpse of the new host.

“Maybe he did,” says the new host, standing behind Bot.

Bot turns and looks him into the eyes with great fear.

“Time for the show!”

[Intro]

“I can’t believe you guys keep forgetting to do that!” The new host says.

“Who are you?” Feather asks.

“I’m Fake Aquarium but you can call me your host!” Fake Aquarium says. “I come from a little show called IDFK. But enough about me, let’s do you! Time for the elimination,”

“A new host?” Cabby says wheeling out.

“Wait how many of there are you?” Fake Aquarium asks.

Everyone gets out and organized as everyone else who is out goes inside. After a while of sorting everyone is where they should be.

“Awesome, elimination, NOW,” Fake Aquarium says. “We got 54,317 votes! Nice Time Again,”

Everyone on Nice Time Again looks at each other besides Microphone who stares straight even when Taco looks at her.

“The biggest winner is Leafy with 9,256 votes, followed by Taco with 5,976. Then right after them are Microphone with 4,238 votes and Missing Dog Poster with 3,124 votes,” Fake Aquarium says.

Taco looks at Microphone but she might as well be invisible the way Microphone won’t even give her a single glance.

“Final Four! Fern has 1,976 votes while Cattail has a little bit less at 1,872 votes! Now for the bottom two? Who’s going to lose?” Fake Aquarium says.

“Bottom two again?” Spellbook says

“At some point you have to stop being surprised at that,” Paintbrush yells.

“Don’t worry guys even though I also got out really early season one I bet that it won’t happen for a second time? I mean if it does I might explode, which is physically incapable of me to do so so I think-” Cane’s Cup begins to rant.

“Cane’s Cup is out,” Fake Aquarium says.

Cane’s Cup stands there, unmoving. Instead of doing anything, he walks away and goes into the hotel without another word said. They don’t even hear crying as he enters.

“Cane’s Cup only got 972 votes while Spellbook was just shy of 1,000 with 999 votes,” Fake Aquarium says. “Now for Evil Milk Container, let’s see which one of you is going… over there,” Fake Aquarium points to the hotel.

“10 bucks says it’s Treasure Chest,” Chainsaw says.

Treasure Chest doesn’t respond, instead he sulks and looks away.

“…Taylor got the most votes with 6,789, followed by Limey with 5,536 votes then it’s Gaty close behind with 5,167 votes. Then a big drop with Cola Bottle with 2,198 votes then Fish Taco with 2,321 votes then Milk with 1,432 votes, followed by Milk Bottle with just over 1,000 with 1,003. Bottom two, and maybe Chainsaw is right,” Fake Aquarium says.

“Yes,” Chainsaw says with a fist pump. “Last chance, but I bet everyone knows I’m gonna win this bet,” Chainsaw says with a smirk,

“Well… unfortunately or fortunately your… wrong!” Fake Aquarium says, Chainsaw hyped expression drops to a frown. “Treasure Chest got just a bit more with 759 votes compared to Cup’s 699 votes,”

“What?” Chainsaw yells.

“Aw what?” Cup says. “What did I even do?”

[Insert clips of Cup breaking or breaking other things]

“Guess this is it for any sort of Cups being in the game,” Cup says. “I’m going to miss doing so well in challenges, guess we at least got this far, huh?” Cup asks Cane’s Cup as he enters the hotel, which Cane’s Cup is standing within.

“Don’t talk to me,” Cane’s Cup says and walks away. Cup waves goodbye to his team then goes deeper into the hotel until he’s unseen.

“Alright-” Fake Aquarium begins to say.

“We’re switching teams,” Microphone says and takes Missing Dog Poster with her.

“Microphone-” Taco tries to call out but Microphone ignores her. Leafy allows Taco to lean on her.

Microphone and Missing Dog Poster walks towards Brightest Lights.

“Nope. Not dealing with her,” Chrome Gradienty says and leaves.

Microphone and Missing Dog Poster join brightest lights. Test Tube looks mildly annoyed but lets it go.

Chrome Gradienty goes over to Girl Power (With Some Boys)

“Another girl!” Feather says happily.

They aren’t the only ones with team troubles however.

“All you do is talk about how much you hate him or how much I suck for trying to have friends,” Basketball says.

“That’s because you're annoying! With your stupid accent and your stupid voice and your stupid… everything!” Chainsaw yells.

“You know what? I’m changing teams,” Basketball says and walks over to Nice Time Again and stands next to Cattail.

“Fine!” Chainsaw says and crosses his arms and sulks.

“…Guess those are the teams now…” Fake Aquarium says.

Teams:

Nice Time (Again): Leafy, Taco, Spellbook, Fern, Cattail, Basketball

Murder!!!: Book, Price Tag, Journal, Chainsaw, Pillow, Cabby, GPS

Brightest Lights: Fan, Lightbulb, Test Tube, Paintbrush, Bot, Broomer, Chalky, OJ, Microphone, Missing Dog Poster

Girl Power! (With some boys): Feather, Moonstone, Liam, Bryce, Amelia, Vase, Charlotte, Chrome Gradienty

Kit & Spraypaint & Rosey & Hanger & Peanut & Ring & Plasma Ball & Bouquet & Bowling Ball & Eyepatch: Kit, Spraypaint, Rosey, Hanger, Peanut, Ring, Bouquet

Evil Milk Container: (Milk) Bottle, Milk, (Cola) Bottle, Treasure Chest, (Fish) Taco, Gaty, Limey, Taylor

Eliminated - Eyepatch, Polka Dot, ROCK, Water Bottle, No Way, Rotten Apple, Sketchpad, Chocolate Milk Carton, Diary, Bowling Ball, Suitcase, Plasma Ball, Cane’s Cup, Cup

“Today’s challenge is to make a torch! And no British members of the audience that does not mean make a flashlight. Make a real old fashioned torch, with fire and stuff. The last two teams to do it will be up for elimination! 3…2…1… go!” Fake Aquarium says and everyone starts.

“Has anyone here even made a torch?” Basketball says.

“In Minecraft,” Cattail says.

“Also in Minecraft,” Fern says.

“What’s Minecraft?” Basketball asks.

“I have! I can probably make one now!” Spellbook says and starts gathering materials off of the ground like wood.

Chalky sees that and starts doing that as well. While Test Tube is making a blueprint.

“As far as I can see,” Test Tube says. “We need a base and a way to light it, I suggest we use wood perhaps from a large stick nearby, some type of fluid to light a fire and perhaps some cloth to keep the fire going, then something to start the fire but I don’t think we’re short on that,”

“Are we really going to make Paintbrush mad to light the fire?” Broomer asks.

“It’s fine Fan can get me angry and then not in a millisecond,” Paintbrush says.

“I could also light it,” Lightbulb says.

“…If you're positive that you want to,” Test Tube says.

“Totally!” Lightbulb says.

“Got a chair leg from one of the couches out here,” Treasure Chest says.

“There’s couches out here? …Oh, right, from the storage challenge… nobody took them back in?” Cola Bottle asks.

“Kit and Spraypaint were sleeping on one and the other one…”

“Come on, come on,” Treasure Chest says as he pulls on the chair leg.

[Snap!]

Treasure Chest runs with the leg as Bowling Ball slowly rolls down.

“…Uh oh… UH OH!” Bowling Ball yells as he rolls down the chair.

“At least I got a leg,” Treasure Chest says.

“I got the gasoline!” Limey says.

“And I got matches!” Gaty says.

“Maybe we should carve a hole so the gasoline can-” Treasure Chest says as Limey pours all the gasoline on it. As it gets not only all over the chair leg but also on Treasure Chest’s arm.

“…At least you're not flameable?” Gaty says with a sheepish look.

Treasure Chest frowns and sighs.

“Just light it up,” Treasure Chest says.

“…Give us a second,” Cola Bottle says, then walks away with Milk and Taylor. “Alright good to go!” Cola Bottle yells and gives a thumbs up.

Gaty shrugs and lights a match and throws it onto the chair leg. Immediately engulfing it into flames.

“Hey guys!” Milk Bottle says walking over to the three and immediately being burned by the fire. “…Ooooo! That’s tickles!”

Treasure Chest starts running around, trying to put it out.

“Evil Milk Container is the first one safe!” Fake Aquarium says.

“Help us put the fire out!” Cola Bottle yells.

“No,” Fake Aquarium says.

“Why don’t you draw girls kissing?” Feather asks Chrome Gradienty as she draws.

“…I don’t think I’ve ever drawn a girl in my life… oh wait there was this one time…” Chrome Gradienty says as she realizes that the one time she did it was of Missing Dog Poster.

“Wrap it around,” Vase says as she wraps a towel around a stick. “Now we just need a lighter of some sort,”

“…Bryce?” Liam asks.

“I don’t always have a lighter with me…” Bryce says, Liam gives him a blank look. “Fine I do… and it’s out of fuel,”

“Bryce…” Amelia says.

“Not my fault,” Bryce says.

“We can probably find something around here to light it up with,” Liam says.

The four of them plus Moonstone start to walk towards the hotel.

“I think you should draw me and Diary kissing,” Feather says.

“That’s the drawing you recommend?” Chrome Gradienty asks. “How about instead…” She begins to draw something.

Feather begins to look in awe.

“My masterpiece!” Pillow says as she holds up her notepad.

“What’s in it?” Cabby asks.

“My research,” Pillow says.

“I didn’t know you were a researcher Pillow,” Cabby says.

“Oh it’s just a barely elaborated part of my character,” Pillow says.

“Perhaps we should compare notes!” Cabby says with a smile.

“Maybe you shouldn’t do that,” Book says but it’s too late, Pillow has already given her notepad to Cabby.

Cabby’s expression goes from happy to concern to confusion.

“…Pillow what is this?” Cabby asks.

“I warned you,” Book says.

“It’s my research!” Pillow says.

Cabby flips through the notebook as it reveals scribbles and crudely drawn diagrams and charts. As she continues to look, Cabby's expression turns to one of disgust.

“Has anyone ever taught you penmanship?” Cabby asks.

“What’s that?” Pillow asks.

“…I’ll teach you it after this challenge,” Cabby says.

“I wouldn’t recommend that either,” Book says.

“Why not?” Cabby asks.

“…Look at her,” Book says, pointing to Pillow.

“That’s not a nice thing to say about a teammate,” Cabby says.

“Barely a teammate I just happened to end up on her team… twice,” Book says.

“No matter, people can always learn,” Cabby says.

“Well personally I’m a saying guide and one of the most common sayings is you can’t teach an old dog new tricks,” Book says.

“First and foremost, she isn’t a dog. Second, I doubt she’s that old,” Cabby says.

“Guys!” Journal says, and he already has a torch, a long one.

“That was quick,” Cabby says.

“Cool throwing stick!” Chainsaw says and takes the torch and throws it.

It almost hits Basketball who’s standing next to Cattail and the rest of Nice Time Again.

“Hey!” Basketball yells.

“I have our torch done!” Spellbook says holding up a lit torch.

“Nice Time Again is also safe!” Fake Aquarium says.

“Alright slowly carve it,” Broomer says as he gently instructs Paintbrush.

“…I got it,” Paintbrush says as they slowly carves the torch.

“Slowly…” Chalky says.

“Chalky,” Broomer says with a stern look on his face as Paintbrush continues.

Paintbrush manages to carve it to which Test Tube carefully pours some fluid to burn into it then wraps a towel on it. Paintbrush holds it as Lightbulb sets it ablaze with her electric hands.

“Brightest Lights are safe!” Fake Aquarium says.

“That’s not good,” Kit says as she and Spraypaint are still on the couch.

“Maybe we should do something?” Spraypaint asks.

“No way, they’re fine on their own,” Kit says, laying back down.

“Why did you give Hanger sugar?” Ring asks nearby to Peanut.

“I thought it would calm her down!” Peanut says with a shrug.

“Why would sugar calm her down?” Ring asks.

“Viva la revolution!” Hanger says while running around.

“Where did you even get sugar?” Ring asks.

“The kitchen,” Peanut says.

“…That was a bad question,” Ring says. “How are we going to get her to stop?”

“I assumed we were going to let her tire herself out,” Peanut says.

“That’s a horrible idea! Especially with all the torches around,” Ring says.

“What about the challenge?” Peanut asks.

“We still have… Rosey and Bouquet… where are Kit and Spraypaint?” Ring asks the last part under her breath.

“I’ll go get materials,” Rosey says and walks into the forest.

“I guess I’ll go into the hotel then,” Bouquet says and runs inside.

“At least now we can… where’s Hanger?” Ring asks.

“…I thought you had her,” Peanut says.

“We were both watching her,” Ring says.

“Guess it’s both our faults then!” Peanut says.

“Let’s go find her,” Ring says and walks away, being followed by Peanut.

Hanger meanwhile is walking over to Cabby.

“Hello!” Hanger says.

“Oh hello there Hanger! How are you?” Cabby asks.

“I’m- Hey!” Hanger says as she’s picked up by Pillow.

“New test!” Pillow says happily.

“Pillow! No!” Cabby says.

“…Yay!” Pillow says and runs off with Hanger presumably to kill her.

“Oh no,” Cabby says and rolls after them.

“That’s not good,” Book says. Price Tag notices this and runs after Cabby then Book runs after them.

“Okay I got a new… where is everyone?” Journal says returning.

“ANOTHER THROWING STICK!” Chainsaw says happily and throws it, again at Basketball.

“HEY!” Basketball yells.

“…Are you serious?” Journal asks.

“What?” Chainsaw asks.

Journal just gives him a tired look.

As Vase, Liam, Bryce and Amelia walk past them back to their team.

“I can’t believe I did it,” Chrome Gradienty says, admiring her drawing:

“I can’t believe you used your first girl on girl drawing to draw that stupid leaf,” Feather says with a frown.

“This is the most common girl… ship I could think of! Leafy x Taco, I mean, it’s right in front of our very eyes,” Chrome Gradienty says.

“If you want a ship that’s true, I can just go over and find and kiss Diary,” Feather says.

“What’s with your obsession with her?” Chrome Gradienty asks, Feather shrugs.

“Alright now we just have to…” Liam says and looks at the two laying there.

“Have you guys been seriously laying on the ground doing… whatever this is for the entire time?” Bryce asks.

“She’s expanding her horizons,” Feather says on her back, arms extended to the sky.

“Are you high?” Bryce asks.

“I did it again!” Chrome Gradienty says holding up two of her drawings. “I can do anything!” She holds up a drawing in her hands.

Bryce takes the drawings from her, crumples it up, puts it on top of their unlit torch and lights it up with his lighter. Chrome Gradienty looks in fear as it burns.

“Bryce!” Liam says.

“No good deed goes unpunished,” Feather says as she stands up.

But the ball of paper falls off before it can be counted and nobody wants to pick up the ball to put it back on the torch.

“So close!” Fake Aquarium says.

“What?” Liam yells he can’t hear them due to how far the two are from each other.

“So close!” Fake Aquarium repeats.

“What?” Liam yells back.

“So close!” Fake Aquarium says.

“What?” Liam asks.

“So close!” Fake Aquarium says.

“…I’ll just come over to you,” Liam says walking towards Fake Aquarium.

“At least we know the fluid works,” Amelia says.

“Bryce… why did you do that?” Vase asks.

“I hate these two so much,” Bryce says as he watches the ball of paper burn.

“Let me get that,” Feather says and reaches for the ball only to immediately burn. Then she is fried to a crisp and becomes a pile of ash.

“I think she might’ve actually been high,” Bryce says.

“Wait a minute, where's Charlotte?" Amelia asks.

“…You're just asking that now?” Bryce asks.

Charlotte is in the forest sulking. When she hears a noise, she looks up and hears a struggle. She gets up and begins to follow the sounds.

“Pillow get back here!” Book yells.

“Put her down!” Cabby yells.

“Help me!” Hanger cries out.

While Pillow runs away. Charlotte overhears and follows the noise until she hears it, coming up behind her. As then Pillow collides with her, which sends Hanger, Pillow and Charlotte flying. In the middle of her trajectory, getting her bounds, Charlotte sees Hanger flying and pulls her in and tries to keep her safe.

She does manage to keep Hanger safe but not without anything happening to her. After they all fall down Cabby, Book and Price Tag run over and see Hanger okay, Pillow a bit bruised but happy about the outcome. Mainly due to Charlotte being impaled by a tree branch.

Cabby gently picks Hanger up.

“Why isn’t she moving?” Hanger asks.

“She will soon,” Cabby says and rolls away with Hanger in tow.

As Book and Price Tag look at the corpse for a bit longer, then they leave. As Pillow gets up and writes some notes.

“Intriguing,” Pillow says as she studies the body of the moldy bread.

Cabby rolls back out. She looks around and sees Ring and Peanut. As soon as she sees them, they see her.

“Is she okay?” Ring asks.

“She’s okay,” Cabby says.

“Thank you,” Ring says.

“I’m not the one you should be thanking,” Cabby says, as she rolls away.

She puts Hanger down. As Ring looks confused and then Cabby inputs a name into the recovery center.

“Charlotte,” says the mechanical voice of the recovery machine.

Cabby pauses as Charlotte opens her eyes.

“What?” Charlotte asks as everyone around her looks in surprise.

“You may want to look in a mirror,” Cabby says. Immediately Charlotte runs and goes to the nearest place she can find a mirror, the kitchen. Where she runs and sees…

She’s cured. No mold, nothing.

All she can do is look at it as tears pour down her eyes and the fire is lightened as she cannot speak and it burns and burns and burns. What burns never returns.

Chrome Gradienty watches the drawing continue to burn.

“Girl Power (Plus some Boys) is safe! For real this time,” Fake Aquarium says.

Chrome Gradienty doesn’t feel safe.

She feels like she’s been ripped into a thousand little pieces.

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