#idfk xd

[justyoursicanon]

This is so dumb but-

Google: So let me be-

Anti: Tight as a virgin don't get nervous TIGHT

Google: And I'll set you free

Anti: IM HERE TO SERVE CUSTOMER SERVICE RIGHT

Google: I am in misery-

Bing: RESEES PUFFS RESSES PUFFS

Anti: I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR

Google: There ain't no body that can confront me

Bing: EAT UP EAT UP EAT UP-

[cowtale-utau]

It’s been. Awhiiile. XD  Anyway, I unbroke the masterlists. Finally. <3

[random-ikea-drawer]

WOKE UP AND SAW THAT PERCY JACKSON IS ON NUMBER 1

[bop-y]

It’s patch day, my friends,,,

[miwachan2]

@hotarutaruu​

[marvelgaynesstothemax]

David: Ok, if you’re gonna be somebody’s friend Frank you’ve gotta tell each other the real deep shit going on in your life so they can trust you, and then tell you all the deep shit going on in they’re lives. Got it?

Frank: *nervous and obviously very confused* Uhh, The deep shit...?

David: Yes. Like what’s your favorite color?

Frank: *eyes widen in shock* OK, YOU NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT MAN. THATS GOING WAY TOO FAR—

[toomuchdickfort]

Hulkelees muligan

WE HAD A SPY ON THE INSIDE THATS RIGHT

HULKULES MULLIGAN

[mpl0u]

“She couldn’t get any farther away inside from her skin. She couldn’t get away.”

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