#idiot-vidiot

[cloudysarts]

jksdffjksd I haven’t drawn Mike in a while!! this is fanart for @idiot-vidiot!! (hi, it’s me, the anon that asked you about the fanart-)

They’d reblogged an old mike doodle of mine and i ended up scrolling through their entire blog and its???? so funny???? p lea se go check their blog if you haven’t omg their responses are perfect. anyway!!! yeah i really like their blog!!! i hope you like this lil fanart i made!!!!

[liitlechocolatiier]

( 🍫 @idiot-vidiot​ !!! 🍫 )

“ i’ve never had a phone. or used a phone. or had electricity. — this is so cool-! ”

[crypticcandyman-archive]

Desert Persona

“Ah, Mike. You’re a bit of a tyrant, a know-it-all and a loudmouth. All rather bold, wouldn’t you say? I’d associate you with 80% cacao dark chocolate, or perhaps black licorice. Perhaps a dark chocolate bar with bits of licorice in it?”

[themasterchocolatier]

12 and 7

12. My favorite scent? Well I recently invented a salt water taffy that emits the scent of marshmallows and your favorite season, and that by far has to be one of the most heavenly scents.

7. We all make mistakes and even I might make a few. But the most recent one must have been maybe a few months ago when some Oompa Loompas got the cinnamon sickness from a batch of experimental lava drop sweets. Their sneezing contaminated a whole batch and we simply can’t cause a world epidemic. So I nursed the dear things back to health only to get it myself. I’m sure the whole town could hear my sneezes even beyond the gate!

[crypticcandyman-archive]

“Hahaha! Look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips!”

“Mike, it’s not polite to make comments about people like that out loud.”

[meandmrwonka]

❔

“Mike, do you like pineapple on pizza?”