#idiotic code

[helenassanders-blog]

http://80.101.51.238/idiotic_code/

First of the Idiotic Code series starts Sunday / I will be cooking dinners for 5 of these events as Bad Acid Mama, so read the information and make your reservations! Full program is part of the new exhibition up at W139 - C'hu

reservations for dinner (€5) : [email protected] reservations for events (€4 / €20 passpartout) : http://80.101.51.238/idiotic_code/

Idiotic Code: On Resistant Usership

is a multi-disciplinary seminar accompanying the cybernetic steam bath

C'hu   

http://80.101.51.238/chu/

which opens at W139 from 9 October until 7 November 2015. The seminar is spread out over five days and explores userships's technological, cultural, political and personal limitations/potentials for deviance and resistance. With:

AND (Eva Weinmayr, Rosalie Schweiker), Renick Bell, Maria Berrios, Marthe Van Dessel, Vinay Gupta, Immaterial Labour Union, Kat Jungnickel, Ryan Maguire, Nadya Peek, Lídia Pereira, Nick Srnicek

http://80.101.51.238/idiotic_code/

[malarkup]

Idiotic, pointless & stupid CSS

. news h1 . news h2, . news h3, . news h4 { color:#009999; }

[malarkup]

literally speechless for a title for this [?]

I couldn't bring myself to post the whole thing, i started sicking in my mouth.

if(!isset($vtype)) $vtype = 'bypost'; /* BUILD SEARCH QUERIES */ if ($limit == "") { $limit = "5"; } if ($offset == "") { $offset = "0"; } if ($vtype == "accom") { if ($sortby == "2") { $sortprops1 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Accommodation Name"; } if ($sortby == "3") { $sortprops2 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Tariff"; } if ($sortby == "4") { $sortprops3 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Category"; } if ($sortby == "5") { $sortprops4 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Location"; } if ($refineby == "2") { $refineprops1 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Children welcome"; } if ($refineby == "3") { $refineprops2 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Children welcome"; } if ($refineby == "4") { $refineprops3 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Non-Smoking"; } if ($refineby == "5") { $refineprops4 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Disabled access"; } } if ($vtype == "activity") { if ($sortby == "2") { $sortprops1 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Activity Name"; } if ($sortby == "3") { $sortprops2 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Tariff"; } if ($sortby == "4") { $sortprops3 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Category"; } if ($sortby == "5") { $sortprops4 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Location"; } if ($refineby != "") { $refres = mysql($dbname,"SELECT * FROM ACTIVITY_subcategories WHERE id='$refineby'"); while ($refrow = mysql_fetch_object($refres,MYSQL_ASSOC)) { $refid = $refrow->id; $refname = $refrow->subcategory; ${"refineprops".$refid} = "selected"; $refinetext = $refname; } mysql_free_result($refres); } } if ($vtype == "eatingout") { if ($sortby == "2") { $sortprops1 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Eatery Name"; } if ($sortby == "3") { $sortprops2 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Tariff"; } if ($sortby == "4") { $sortprops3 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Category"; } if ($sortby == "5") { $sortprops4 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Location"; } if ($refineby == "2") { $refineprops1 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Children Welcome"; } if ($refineby == "3") { $refineprops2 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Non-Smoking"; } if ($refineby == "4") { $refineprops3 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Disabled Access"; } if ($refineby == "5") { $refineprops4 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Delivery Service Available"; } } if ($vtype == "shopping") { if ($sortby == "2") { $sortprops1 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Shop Name"; } if ($sortby == "3") { $sortprops2 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Tariff"; } if ($sortby == "4") { $sortprops3 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Category"; } if ($sortby == "5") { $sortprops4 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Location"; } if ($refineby == "2") { $refineprops1 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Disabled Access"; } if ($refineby == "3") { $refineprops2 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Pushchairs Welcome"; } if ($refineby == "4") { $refineprops3 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Late Night Opening"; } if ($refineby == "5") { $refineprops4 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Non-Smoking"; } } if ($vtype == "bypost") { if ($sortby == "2") { $sortprops1 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Publication"; } if ($sortby == "3") { $sortprops2 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Author"; } if ($sortby == "4") { $sortprops3 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Price"; } if ($refineby == "2") { $refineprops1 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Disabled Access"; } if ($refineby == "3") { $refineprops2 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Pushchairs Welcome"; } if ($refineby == "4") { $refineprops3 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Late Night Opening"; } if ($refineby == "5") { $refineprops4 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Non-Smoking"; } }

[malarkup]

css that makes you feel sick

If i ever see anyone actually typing things like this out, i will actually have to drown them in their own tears.

#seoFooter h1{ font-size:1em; line-height:165%; margin:0 !important; padding: 0 0 20px !important; } #seoFooter h2{ font-size:1em; line-height:165%; margin:0 !important; padding: 0 0 20px !important; }

There are many things wrong with this, but what i don't understand is why they couldn't declare both tags together seeing as they have the same f***ing styles on them. seriusly. How do people like this get anywhere near a code editor?