The shit I have to deal with due to retards:
So today at work this guy approaches and is like to me 'hey I need a band-aid, I'm bleeding' and I don't see any blood and I'm just like wtf do I look like a freaking first aid kit to you? So I ask my manager for a band-aid and this guy proceeds to tell me he's been stabbed and needs ANOTHER band-aid. Ok mate, if you've been stabbed go to a hospital. Again, I saw no blood. So we get him another freaking band-aid. Then he randomly comes out n asks 'if you were really in love with someone but they were marrying someone else what would you do?' .....
So at this point I'm like wtf is wrong with this guy. But I just tell him 'I'd just move on' and then he starts to argue 'but if you're really in love with them..' and I'm going omg I have work to do I don't have time for this crap. So I try to nicely make him leave and tell him I've got things to do but he's not taking the bloody hint and continues to ask me what he should do about his love life. So my manager comes over and finally gets the shithead to leave and I'm just like argh wtf is wrong with people?
Seriously, sometimes I question humanity.