#idontknowhowtoworkthis

[jimoanssi]

First day back on tumblr in like 5 months and I’m already being sexted in my messages.

[reallyoptimisticasexual-blog]

I just got this and I'm already scared

[where-is-the-chocolate]

How does one make a first tumblr post without making it sound cliche and totally obvious that it's a "first tumblr post" and that I have no idea what's going on?