My family attempted to feed me olives tonight at dinner.
AS IF I WOULDN’T NOTICE. YOU FOOLS. TRYING TO TRICK ME.
I then excused myself to my room with the rest of my food in protest. My father laughed at my mother’s dismay at being found out. Birth giver, I do not play these games. I REFUSE. Try to feed me olives. Pffft. For shame.












