e y e b a l l e m o j i 5, 7, 9, 11, 17
g a y e m o j i 😀 thank you for the ask!
5. Dumbass One + Dumbass two
OH GOD, absolutely Dante as Dumbass #1 and im Dumbass #2. Just call us dumb and dumber 🙈 We're the types of dumbasses that are like... one is unapologetically dumb of shit and the other is oblivious to their own dumbassery
Dante: hey isnt this (something completly wrong)
Me: no you idiot its (also something completely off)
7. Feral Gremlin + Calm Academic
Breakin out the old f/os bc all my newer ones are unhinged, smart or theyre 'stopping telling me i have responsibilities i have big boobs'. Ignis and myself play the composed individual and shitbrained partner (on a leash edition). My s/i for ffxv is whack since it was never set in stone, but theyre like... "bout to catch the shower demon, slippin" bc theyre like ten thousand years old and paranoid, ignis is like thank you, very cool.
9. Ball of Anger + Softie
Man. The closest thing to this is Slick and Ivory. Ivory pretends they're a bitch but they're sensitive or something and kind of does nothing but loiter and help out whem they can. They have big NPC energy + I make them a housespouse 90% of the time so they're absolutely a softie. Yes, yes - Slick is more than an angery little man but hes also An Angry Little Man. Has Resting Bastard Face. They're the Cartoon Couple just, Donald and Daisy tease.
11. Snarky Power Couple
Maybe b!Spy and b!Chef ngl. The main reason r!chef and r!spy dont get along is bc Chef's way too blunt and unrelenting on others (including himself and the man HATES being called out so, even if he found them entertaining and cunning, he hated when that energy was directed towards him), but on the flipside that's the main reason Blu Spy n Blu Chef are together? B!Spy said "Chef is a bitch and I love them". Yes, they are constantly judging you. Yes, they are speaking in only culinary terms. And what of it.
17. Has Exactly Three Braincells Between Them
All my ships, man wym. Probably Marvus and Hannya. All they know is mcdonalds, charge they palmhusk, twerk, be biseuxal, eat finger sandos, and lie. Marvus knows like, 2 things which is 'How To Rap and Be Sexy While Doing It' and 'How Time Works'. Hannya is just oddly woke but hates knowing things so they bash their head into the nearest surface bc they would like to escape responsibilities, making their headspace devoid of any remaining braincells.