Chirpie from The S-Classes That I Raised
Tangtao from I've Heard of It: The Way of Dashboard Osmosis (IHOI)
Species: Horse Yao, Demonic Horse, Horse who has mastered cultivation
Submission 1: tangtao is an evil horse that ate too much spiritual grass and turned immortal and spent his time terrorizing one family in particular for fucking up his favorite human's business. but it's all good now because he's been adopted by a girl who is not really a horse girl but the main character thinks she's a horse girl and really that's close enough isnt it? and by adopted i mean tranquilized and put in a bag. 🐎
Submission 2: Ok imagine a horse. You’re already scared. Now imagine a horse who is a demonic cultivator with supernatural intelligence, speed, strength, and malice, who stomps people to death with his hooves for fun. TERRIFYING!!!!!!!!!! Tangtao however describes himself best in chapter 12: “Tangtao was magnificence itself—he was 500 jin of pure rippling muscle, with a spiritual core strengthened by high quality spiritual grass, and a mind sharpened by literary classics. He was without equal.” To not vote Tangtao would be depriving all of Tumblr of his unparalleled majesty. I am not just saying this because I am so scared. Please Vote Tangtao.
Submission 3: Have you ever looked into a horse’s eyes and in the space of a single heartbeat come to know that he’s smarter than you are, that he wants you dead, and that you have never felt true fear before this very moment? Would you like to?
Round 1-C, Match 11
Chirpie from The S-Classes That I Raised
Tangtao from I've Heard of It
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Voting ended onSep 26, 2025
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