Jun 4
I feel a little better, my mom calmed me down (and took the stationery knives away from me just in case)
So! This post is for NSFW Naoichi (forgive me), you can write your questions or hedcanon here
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I feel a little better, my mom calmed me down (and took the stationery knives away from me just in case)
So! This post is for NSFW Naoichi (forgive me), you can write your questions or hedcanon here
Well, no one guessed it
So, I present to you the new loser in "Loser" au
*Drumroll* Usami!
He's a loser because the elders assigned him as a teacher for Naoya and Ijichi
(Now Usami is complaining to Kusakabe about these two, although he's mostly complaining about Naoya)
They're married now, lol
A little sketch of the au "Loser"
At first I wanted to make Tang and Pigsy keychains,but Naoya would be offended(he would get Pigsy)
Au "Loser"
It was supposed to be a sketch, but I was too lazy
And this idea was funnier in my head
Nanami:...
Ijichi:...
*Watching Naoya and Haibara from a distance*
Ijichi: I wonder what they're talking about.
Nanami:I have no idea.
Ijichi:I just hope Naoya doesn't say anything inappropriate.
Nanami:I know Haibara, unlike Suguru, he won't tie Naoya to a tree.
Ijichi: I hope... Wait! Haibara is coming!
Nanami:Haibara?
Haibara:😁Nanamin.Can I borrow your briefcase, please?😊
Nanami:Umm...Sure, but why-
Haibara: Thank you.😁*returns to Naoya*
Ijichi: This... It's strange...
Nanami: That's right... Wait...
Ijichi: OH MY GOD! NAOYA!
Nanami: HAIBARA!DON'T BEAT HIM WITH MY BRIEFCASE!
Another sketch about losers
"Patience"🤬🌋
Aynur: After talking to you, Ijichi has changed. I would even say for the worse.
Naoya: What? What are you talking about?
Aynur: Look for yourself.*pointed at Ijichi, who was talking to someone*
???: Why are you working for so long?!
Ijichi:*sighs* I'm sorry, I had a lunch break. I'll finish your request now. I'm sorry again.
???: Do you think your stupid apologies will change anything?! I've been stuck here for 20 minutes because of you!
Ijichi:....I'M SORRY, BUT I'M A HUMAN BEING, AND I NEED TO EAT. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S 40 MINUTES LATE FOR YOUR MEETING.BUT I DON'T SAY ANYTHING AND I ENDURE YOU.
Aynur:🤐
Naoya:😳
???:😨
Idjichi: SPEAK QUICKLY WHAT DO YOU WANT, MY PLOV IS GETTING COLD.
Aynur:... see? I meant it-....WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING?!
If you dance, I’ll dance.
And if you don’t, I’ll dance anyway
Stupid losers
A little fact about the au "Loser" where Naoya and Ijichi are married
Naoya bought him a car (if we judge by the anime, then Ijichi most likely has a lexus)
In truth, Naoya first decided to buy it, so that in case of quarrel to reproach Ijichi like:"I actually bought you a car!"
That's just he did not take into account the fact that he does not know how to drive.
And here is a little sketch:
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Ijichi:Naoya, I've already told you several times why I don't want to go to your clan. The last time we almost got caught.
Naoya:Ah, that's it! I actually bought this car, so I get to decide everything!
Ijichi:*sigh* Fine.Since it's your car, go ahead.Drive it yourself.
*Ijichi left, leaving Naoya confused*
Naoya:AH SO?! Okay! *got behind the wheel* I'M GOING NOW! *watches as Ijichi pulls out a pack of cigarettes*
*15 minutes pass*
*Naoya looks at Ijichi*
*Ijichi smokes*
*Naoya silently gets back into the passenger seat. Ijichi puts out the cigarette and gets back behind the wheel*
Naoya:Asshole.
Ijichi:I love you too.