HOW HARD CAN BE TO FIND YOU AUDREY
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Tumblr.
You: illuminis?
Stranger: I know what you did
You: there
Stranger: But I swear its okay
You: I know it's ok
You: it was just a hook up
Stranger: I know everything about it
You: and i was drunk
Stranger: You tasted her
Stranger: Her lips, that is
You: so I have an excuse
You: what
You: it was a guy
Stranger: No
You: it had penis at least
Stranger: Thats why you dont know
Stranger: It wasnt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
















