#illuso answers

[manofthemirror]

I have a gift for you! *gives you a spider crab*

Where am I even going to keep this? Take your wretched beast back.

(Is this a "gift" from that Giovanna kid...?)

[ask-prosci]

How does it feel being 26 now

No different than when I was 25. I just hope I don't start sprouting wrinkles suddenly, or at least any that would make me look butt fuck ugly

i think wrinkles r kinda hot tbh <3

Shut

[vento-aureo-daycare]

So, teens 13-16. What was it like being adopted?

Mista: Good! I didn’t really have that good a home life until Papa Bruno came along and took me in! Things have been pretty great since then! I think I’m the most recent kid Papa Bruno and Papa Abba adopted? Aside from Haruno I think.

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Formaggio: We were adopted back when we were like... 5? 6? Maybe 7... I don’t remember, but we’ve been in the family for a real long time. And I gotta say it’s been a huge improvement from the foster home we were in.

Ghiaccio: The foster home we were in was nice and all but I’m glad we have a real home that can deal with our bullsh—.

Formaggio: Ha, yeah.

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~Illuso~: We were adopted back when we were toddlers, Melone was really attached to me for some reason when we were kids? And no one bothered to separate us, so we became a sort of packaged deal.

Melone: Papas’ Sorbet and Gelato have been really good to us ever since we got adopted! It’s great! No complaints here!

[manofthemirror]

Yes, the "of the Mirror" part is nonoptional!!

Hello, my name is Illuso, and I've decided to join tumblr.

I'm not sure what an "ask blog" is, but I do like answering questions! So, ask away!

NOTE: I, his boss, will also be here. To ensure no sensitive information is leaked. -R. N

(Does he seriously not trust me to run a blog? Hmph.)

hii this is mod !!

both illuso and risotto are open for questions atm, but risotto is likely to be more standoffish about them. please be light on nsfw questions, don't be too rude (though if they're rude first you can go right ahead lmao... just don't overdo it - also don't take their attitude to heart, please!!), ocs are fine (tbh whomever is free to interact, i am a very chill person), and just.. generally have fun :D !!

some asks may come with doodles (and you can request as such)

also

magic anons r ok but please don't make them go on too long HAHA

illuso is a big time yearner @ formaggio, you can tease him about that (mod enjoys forluso)

risotto has something going on (🏳️‍🌈) with prosciutto. i won't say you can't tease him about it, but it will be your funeral /silly

you can flirt with illuso it's funny. but risotto is arospec and will not be interested

risotto has anemia

illuso is transmasc :]

i am open to both sillying and seriousing :P will simply match my partner's tone cause i enjoy either... risotto and illuso both type relatively formally though so keep that in mind (and you might be able to make them crack if you try hard enough <3)

inspired by blogs like @narancia-answers, @ask-mista-and-friends, @ask-pannacotta-fugo, etc :) y'all are cool

[manofthemirror]

Do you wear wigs?

WHY YOU.

You think this hair isn't natural? You think my locks are artificial, you think I would settle for using a facade? How dare you. Every strand of my hair is dutifully taken care of with shampoo and conditioner, and a process I will not go into lest you make a fool of it. Fuck you.

I will personally ensure you'll never trust a reflective surface again.

[manofthemirror]

If you guys weren't hitmen what do you think you two be doing in life?

...Maybe modelling, though. Something I know would disappoint my dear mother, ha. -I

[manofthemirror]

Have little goobers

Keep those things AWAY from me. My apartment is not a zoo.

[manofthemirror]

Oh, it’s you

- @ask-bucciarati

What's that supposed to mean?