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Me, banging pots and pans together outside the devs’ houses at 3AM: WHERES THE SHIRANUI ROUTE YOU COWARDS??? LET US FUCK THE FLIPPY GUN MAN

Reasons I like tfa #296

So real quick. This episode is called "garbage in, garbage out". Damn if that ain't me. Excuse me imma update my Tinder

((No regrets. At all.))

((@poorlydrawnfunnyvalentine bc you're the only val acct I know hhh sorry))

Friend: Hey! You should watch this show! It’s awesome and I know you’ll love it!

Me: Yeah, sure!

Also Me: Rewatches Fullmetal Alchemist

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Guess what I'm watching for the fourth time

I MEANT PLANES AS IN THEY ARE PLANES BUT THAT WORKS TOO

I MEAN YEAH THAT SOUNDS HECKING GREAT TOO BUT I LIKE THE ALTERNATIVE A LITTLE MORE BC I CAN GO SOMEWHERE WITH THAT BESIDES SHITPOSTING LMAO

Actor: *skips a page of dialogue*

Mage Stanager: This is so sad. Alexa, skip to LQ 70.

Actor: *calls for line after the no more calling for line date*

Mage Stanager: This is so sad. Alexa, play “Remember Me.”

Actor: *Struggling to find their spot light.*

Mage Stanager: This is so sad. Alexa, play “And At Last I See The Light.”

Theatre Person: *complains about having to come in 15 minutes early to rehearsal*

Mage Stanager: This is so sad. Alexa, play “It’s A Hardknock Life.”

#im absolute garbage