#im cool ok

[graveyarddgoddess-blog]

48 whole followers, don’t touch me I’m famous

[moonmotherrr]

I’m consistently losing followers

[xfishnquipsx-blog]

why look for memes

when meme-ah is right here

[antibiological]

today i went shopping and made a little garden in a retro wine cooler

[johns-tea-blog]

i need to trick 10 more ppl into thinking i'm cool so i can reach my goal

[this-is-totally-insane]

Get to know me :)

I was tagged by the awesome thatgirlwholovesreading :))))

Name: Matt

Nicknames: Matt is amazing (oh the self-centeredness)
 Gender: male

Birthday: April 15th //

Sexual orientation: who the fuck knows, i could be gay, i could be straight, i could be bi, i could be pan. atm i choose to not identify as anything because it doesn’t actually matter that much lol. dicks and vaginas are gross, but if you’re hot, i’d fuck you :) //

Height: like 5”7 

Favourite colour: yellow

Time and Date: what’s the time it’s quarter to nine time to have a bath what do you mean we’re already clean scrub scrub scrub till the water’s BROWN

Average hours of sleep: between 7 and 11 

Lucky number: 666

Last thing I googled: i think it was “is connor franta gay” because i had only just watched his coming out video today and i wanted confirmation so i could welcome him to da crew. for the record his wikipedia page confirms this.

First word that comes to mind: drugs lol even tho id never take them only for medication (dont ask why this is the first word that comes to mind)

One place that makes me happy: my bed

How many blankets I sleep under: one

Favourite fictional character: mitsuko souma even tho she is a massive asshat her character development is great imo

Books: n/a too many to count

Animation: avatar: the last airbender it is the shit

TV show: spongebob will forever be in my heart, idk i need to watch loads of other shows that i haven’t seen before, like supernatural, game of thrones, in the flesh ect.

Beverage: oreo milkshake oreo milkshake OREO MILKSHAKE

Food: CHOCO LATE

Last movie I saw in cinema: night at the museum 3, i saw it today, rebel wilson and ben stiller are baes

Dream Holiday: id love to go to australia or japan

Dream wedding: not even thinking about marriage yet ahahah

Dream job: an actor or a writer

i tag:

noteverybodiescupoftea perditioner (i know you’ve done this before but idk if you’ve done this exact one so sorry!!) st-jimmy-is-a-killjoy festiveshit skeletonbloke clxssynottrashy fxckyeahsmile momopics mmmfandoms i-could-be-a-worse-person in-plain-site sorry i can’t think of anyone else aha

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I ALMOST HAVE 70 FOLLOWERS IM SO HAPPY YES

[okeetao]

I know for fact when people don't go on my blog because I don't get notes on a bunch of things i reblog or post and thats comedy shit no one could resist.