#im so drunk

[goldscheme]

[jaymzyeahfield]

Meowmeowmeoemewoe

Mrrp meowmeow

[lemon-labia]

goodnight everyone i love you all platonically so much turn in your library books

[prettydollthought]

Do you know I'm veery lightweight? I'm not joking! I just drank a shot of Baileys and I already feel sooo dizzy!

You know, you should take advantage of that. I also get so horny and needy when I'm drunk and you know, it wouldn't hurt anyone if you sneak your hand in my panties, I'll giggle, probably. I'd be so wet, you could slide your fingers soooo easily inside me, in fact, I think you should!

Feel how wet I am just for thinking about you, how wet I am just from thinking about your fingers inside me, or your mouth on my cunt or, if you want, me sucking your strap. I promise, it will feel so good!

[frerardtruther69]

happy new year patdblr and mcrblr!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[shkocig]

im soo drunk right noq I wish a fictional man took care of me with a bulge in his pants reminding himself constantly to not use meeee

[lesbians4franzferdinand]

post party thoughts: man i am so bad at pouring rum for myself that was so much alcohol. alex kapranos gay as hell!!! who else up thinking about alex kapranos hgay as hello

[michaelceratopsawesome]

an old man asked me if im good at sex bc im goth, also i git stood up by a guy. what the fucjk