Dad: Oh, man. I forgot my earphone things again. *clicks tongue* Hey, T, did you bring yours?
My mind: YES I FUCKING BROUGHT THEM CAUSE THEY ARE MINE AND YOU DONT GET TO TOUCH THEM. YA FEEL ME BRUH
Me: Noooo...
Dad: So you forgot them, too? *sigh*
My mind: DONT YOU FUCKING SIGH. IT WAS YOUR OWN FAULT YOU FORGOT YOURS. DONT GO TO ME LOOKING FOR ANYTHING. YOU STILL HAVEN'T PAID ME BACK THE 150 BUCKS YOU BORROWED FROM MY WALLET
Me:
My mind: Will this be my ticket to hell...?












