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varka can suffocate me w/ his big ahh tits

LOOK AT THOSE, THEY ARE STARING AT ME 😭

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Starlight

Gojo Satoru x Male Reader

a/n; self indulgent type shit lol im just bored and this is what happens when im bored, i love angst <3

If there was one thing Gojo loved in this whole world, it was you. From your bright eyes to soft skin, everything was just as addictive as cocaine at least that's how he felt about you. The nickname started off as a joke, you two had been stargazing instead of watching the movie that played in the drive-in theatre. That went out the window the moment you said it was boring. So you two were now stargazing, pointing out constellations and just admiring the view. Gojo had said something about your eyes sparkling in the light and that's where the idea came from.

But honesy could you blame yourself? A handsome and confident man such as Gojo needed a silly nickname created by his boyfriend. At first it started off simple just something you made a conscious effort to say, you'd both laugh at it and think nothing of it. It just became a habit, you swore that it was unintentional but it stuck. It became your default name for Gojo, if you wanted his attention you called him by that nickname. Gojo said he hated it, made him feel like a child, but he loved it. Now you were well aware that Gojo loved the name so you called him it as often as possible.

Gojo never refered to himself as the name, if anything he avoided calling himself that. He had no problem calling himself "your baby" or "husband" and even "your sweet 'toru". But he never called himself your favorite nickname for him, did it upset you? A bit, but you didn't think much of it. It's not like Gojo ever said that he hated the name, he did tell you multiple times that he didn't mind it and thought it was cute, endearing even. It didn't stop you from thinking he didn't like it since he never called himself it. After awhile you stopped calling him by that nickname, he didn't say anything about it and neither did you.

Gojo Satoru died on December 31st 2019.

You found out through Shoko, and it fucking hurt. The last time you'd seen each other was after Gojo was unsealed from the prison realm, you had so much to say and so did he but those words would never be uttered. You found the letter while you were cleaning up your apartment, it was addressed to you and more importantly it was from Gojo.

"Hey sweetheart, I guess if your reading this I'm probably not around anymore. And yeah, it probably fucking sucks right now but don't let it get to you. I know the last time we "talked" we weren't exactly talking much but I still have so much to say to you. Take care of Yuji, Megumi, and Nobara when I'm gone alright? Their gonna be even more wrecked than you are right now, plus if your going to cry it's better to do it with people you know right? Maybe not, you weren't the overly emotional type anyway but it'll do you some good either way... I have so much to say to you right now but I don't know how to say it. Maybe it's from knowing I might not make it out of this fight alive that's got me tounge tied, or it's from missing you. Probably both honesty. Do you remember when we went to America for a mission? The drive-in theatre specifically, I think that's the day I feel in love with you. I remember saying that your face light up in the night sky, then you said word for word "Oh yeah? Well your eyes gleam in the starlight, baby." My face was so red, I'm hoping you couldn't see it but part of me wishes you did. After that you started calling me starlight... god I fucking miss you saying that. Honestly I wish you never stopped calling me it, I wonder why you did stop in the first place? I don't know how to end this letter... i'm terrified baby. I don't want to die, but if I do I'm not going to regret my life. I don't want to lose you, or anyone really. But I can't predict the future, so if I do die I want to make sure you know all of this. I love you so much baby, so much it hurts sometimes. I'll die happy knowing I met you and loved you.

From, your starlight ♡"

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here me out on this;

dazai and chuuya OR gojo and geto fighting over who gets to take you out on a date first

(god the thought makes me giggle and kick my feet 🤭)

more under cut

Dazai is an enigma, a man carved from the depths of the Port Mafia. Trained to kill with ruthless efficiency, yet he's as sweet as sugar when around you. He refuses to show his true intentions with anybody else except you. Some call it weakness, he calls it comfort. So when the offer to get coffee arises one night how could you say no?

Well the reason is simple, Chuuya Nakahara.

Chuuya is everything Dazai isn't. Perhaps that's for the best now thinking about it. Or maybe it's not, you can't decide. Like I said, Chuuya is everying Dazai isn't which has it's pro's and con's. If you crave stability and getting wine drunk on a Tuesday, you know who to go for. The offer for coffee instead of wine is shocking at first and yet it's oddly comforting.

You don't out right reject Chuuya or Dazai for that matter, you just can't decide between the two! You've had a big fat crush on the two of them for so long and you ultimate fantasy came true how could you choose between the two?! Somehow they both find out about the other asking you out, leading to a petty fight between the two men. Each of them attempting to win over your heart by any means necessary, their fighting eventually reaches a stalemate as they both realise the easiest solution was right in front of them. To share you! Question is... who gets to take you out first?

𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐

Gojo first meets you on a mission, maybe it's an easy one he could've sent his students on or maybe he took it outta pitty. It's hard to tell with him sometimes, it's not like he really asked for your help... but hey you took down the curse for him so who's he to complain? After the mission you two end up running into each other more and more often, and he definitely wasn't purposely asking around for your routine so he could conveniently get you your favorite foods and drinks before your lunch break. At first you seem to just shrug it off, and Gojo being Gojo starts leaving notes. It's in one of these notes he asks you out, you turn your head towards where Gojo is peering around the corner.

As much as Gojo's little not confesion is cute, maybe you like to live on the edge a little. And hey, a little danger never killed anyone? Or maybe it did, the threat of death looming over someone is what drove Geto's undying addiction to you.

Compared to the average man, Geto surpasses expectations in many ways. If you ignore the entire cult thing he really is a loving guy! I mean the guy has two daughters so clearly he isn't apathetic, at least to sorcerer's. However you two met isn't relavent what matters is that your his favorite customer! The asking out part Geto finds difficult, he could be the gentleman you know and love oh so dearly or he could be more... romantic. He goes with both. Geto's got quite the set up, he's got tea brewing with your favorite treats lining the small table he has set up. Geto asks you out blunty, not believing in sugar coating his feelings. It makes you choke on your tea when he blunty states it, you look up at him torn between the man in front of you and the one haunting your memories.

Now, you could call me insane or reading too much into Gojo and Geto's friendship but I highly doubt they never saw each other after that day in front of the KFC. Oh they definitely still talk regularly, the next time the two meet they come to the conclusion that not only did they ask out the same person. But that same person said yes to both of their dates. Maybe you didn't think about it at the time, or maybe you did and who am I to judge? Either way, when it's time for your date with the two special-grades comes around to your horror they are both at the same table waiting for your arrival. But you dug yourself into this hole, and now you need to get out of it... or maybe not.

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heian era sukuna (aka his true form) got my FUCKED UP

like thats double of the best parts, face/eyes, arms, the... cock-

WHO SAID THAT?? mustve been the wind yk, its strong this time of the year

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naoya talks abt hating women and whatever misogynistic bs all the time hes gotta be gay

like u don't hate women u just hate the idea of being w/ one dude, im also a firm believer he likes femboys. he will deny it but ik a femboy gooner when i see one.

obviously this isnt smthing serious and canon naoya would flame my ass for even suggesting that hes into men but tbf not many straight cis men have percings and have cunty eyliner

LIKE HE HAS HIS SECONDS PEIRCED THAT IS SO FKING GAY

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chat lohen is such a FREAK and i love him

like yes lohen drug your grandmaster! go on a killing spree! fuck shit up king! have say gex w/ ur grandmaster!

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yall weren't gonna tell me that Enjin is spelt Enjin??? I THOUGHT IT WAS ENGINE SINCE I SAW HIM.

its fine... its okay hes sexy enough to pull shit like that

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have I requested something

If I have my bad g imma do it (again)

So uhhhhh inagine Aizawa (if you will) x male reader who’s an international hero that just moved to Japan

Media’s going crazy, kids are starting to idolize him, and his new students at U.A. are bombarding him with questions

So, in order to answer the public’s ever-looming desperate plea for the truth

He, at the next yearly Hero Billboard Chart announcement thingamajig, brings Aizawa (in citizen clothes I’d assume bc underground hero and all that) when he accepts the place of No. 10 pro hero and gives his husband of two years a big ole kiss GHAHAHA

OMG IM SO SORRY IT DIDNT EVEN TELL ME U HAD REQUESTED SOMETHING BACK IN JULY WTFFFF :(

i havent written even in my own time for mha in a bit so... if its ass my bad 😭

these are more headcanon-y ig also gn cuz i couldnt figure out how to specify that ur a male

Ok setting the stage, you and aizawa have been married. like two-ish years or so

and like ur hot, he doesnt know how he bagged u and u like stay with him and all that

aka hes self conscious and very scared you'll leave him

but u dont, you actually just cling onto him even more after u move bc ur a little bit silly and dont remember things a lot

this can just be like ur quirk thing or your just really empty headed

think denki but an adult, more self aware, and book smart, no hate to denki i love him but he aint the brighest tool in the shed

so media is like constantly swarming u and their aware your married but they dont know to who, they think its a civilian or a support hero someone who isnt directly fighting essentially

when you get the invitation cuz u became the No. 10 pro hero you litterly beg ur hubby to come with you

mainly because u think he looks hot in a suit but also bc you'd probably leave as soon as u got the award if he wasnt their

if u like kids u find their questions cute bc they are just so wrong abt ur personality and stuff cuz the media twists things a lot

or if u hate kids you're still lile nice to them but u eventually find the qestions annoying

cut to the hero billboard charts thing i dont remember the name off

and you receive your reward and u sit back down after the crappy speech from endeavor (i hope he gets hit by a car btw)

and you just kiss the air out of aizawa. the media thinks ur cheating on ur hubby and with aizawa's permission you say yall are married

media never gets over it and u refused to answer anymore questions abt the marriage lol