#im0nfir3

[hellakittenqueen]

Me everyday

Me: *finishes food* well that was gross

Person: then why did you eat it??

Me: because

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100% true fact by me.

"Gingers are usually pale because all the color goes to their hair" -im0nfir3

[hellakittenqueen]

Another weird dream of mine...

I had a dream that I was on the side likes of a soccer game. There were people surrounding me, but one stood out in particular; he was a cactus? Every time I would either say or think something he/cactus would say it too. I was thinking “omfg this cactus is amazing!!” So I got really excited and hugged it hard while saying “whoever you are..I friggin love you!!” I pulled back quickly and said “ouch” my hand were covered in little “thorns”

I HUGGED A FUCKING CACTUS GUYS.

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im0nfir3: I don't think my wifey loves me

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Next time i leave the classroom

Me: *starts leaving classroom*

Teacher: where are you going?

Me: *points at myself* taking out the garbage..

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Why the fuck follow me if you're just going to unfollow me an hour later?

im0nfir3: Or unfollow right after I follow you? That's a dick move, and I will immediately unfollow any Assholes that do this.

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I tried to say that I like blueberries, but I Ended up saying Bruh-Berry

im0nfir3 wtf is wrong with me??

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I have a twitter account for my tumblr

It's the same as here.... im0nfir3