"Their names come up in the queue and Jimin chooses really massive glasses to wear and a wig that makes him look like an 80s porno star before they're walking down the aisle to Chicago's 'You're the Inspiration', only seconds from getting married by an Elvis Presley impersonator with Cher and Lady Gaga as their witnesses."
Or, Yoongi and Jimin have a shotgun Vegas wedding while they're on tour and it's brilliant.
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If I’m a fan or not a fan:well I’m a fan now. Well I was low key a fan awhile ago but just denied it because I don’t need more life ruiners.How long I’ve been a fan: As I have said I was lowkey a fan since the beginning….The first song I heard by them: Girls Girls GirlsMy favourite song as of now: Just RightThe first MV I saw: Girls Girls GirlsMy favourite MV as of now: Just RightWho my bias is: Jr.Who my least favourite member is: no oneMy OTP: I don’t know any otpsA pairing I dislike: noneAnd lastly, an unpopular opinion: Well apparently there aren’t many fans who stan Jr. so is that considered unpopular? I don’t know lol…Sorry wrong information given. Thanks jersica :/
Rule #3: write down the kgroups you would like to get shipped with
Rule #4: tag 20 blogs
Tagged by the ever wonderful Jersica :)
Tagging: jaksunshine, chaebi, got7jacksonwang
I ship you with: Jackson! You would kind of be parallels in the way that you’re both really approachable and easy to get along with but he could help you find your comfort zone if you’re meeting new people. He has nice hands and cuticles too and looks like he gets regular manicures tbh.
Mark would also work bc he’s chill af and you’re chill af and Mark seems like the type to like burritos and qaesadillas bc he’s from Cali and that place is full of good ol’ mexican goodness. You’re also the same height as him lol so you could lean your head against him if you want?
I think I’d ship you with Taehyung in BTS too bc he likes comfortable clothing like loose jumpers and sandals and he’s ideal kissing height for you (omg you are so tall)
[Self Introduction]
What is your Chinese zodiac/animal? Pig
What is your sun sign? Aquarius
What is your height? 163cm fight me
What kind of body shape do you have? small waist, wide af hips made for birthing
Describe your fashion type: like neo-90s or smth with black everythang
What are your hobbies? sleeping.
Describe your personality: I think I have unique opinions from what society has been socialised to believe. I’m a feminist. I’m kind of competitive but in that lazy way where I just get jealous rather than try and compete with others. I’m extremely loud even in situations that require me to be quiet. I’m super obedient tho you will never catch me breaking the law (except for torrenting i’m sorry) and if you tell me off I will feel super bad. I’m a straight forward person and I’ll tell you the truth. But I’m really nice!!!!!!!
What kind of height do you prefer? I used to like tall guys!! Until I found out I was short. tbh 175cm+ is great with me. Girls of any height are so cute ;~~;
What kind of position do you prefer? (i.e. vocal line, rapper): m8 i can’t be in a band but if i had to i’d be a pre good dancer
Do you prefer innocent or sexy? (Wild and) Sexy
What are some turn ons? OH BOY. Broad shoulders like you could rest your head on them. Lightly defined pecs where you can see the outline through a loose shirt. Idk why but if they wear watches too? tbh just this photo basically.
As for girls; a good pair of thighs.
Bonus points if they like kids and are a dog AND cat person.
What are some turn offs? Showing off, ignorance, inconsideration
What kind of fear would it be okay for him to have? A fear of heights would be cute.
What would be an ideal date for you? When we’d stay at home and watch movies in bed and cuddle and eat pizza
Would like to be shipped with: anyone from got7, exo or bts :)
