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[blacksorceressmoonlight]

When the Saints go marching listening Heavy Metal 🤘 . . . #heavymetal #ozzyosbourne #gothlifestyle #imcuteashell #imnotasaint https://www.instagram.com/p/BpI-jNthlsd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vmxfirwy4kna

[cutthebsgirl]

#pizzanight 🍕#anditshappytoseeme 🤣#yesitsjustcheese 🧀#imnotasaint 😈 #dontjudgeme #diabetes #lowcarb #t1dlookslikeme 💉 #pizza #yummy 😍👍🏽

[ibringthexfire]

[ text: lightning bug ] He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm and play Candy Crush at the same time?

tlfn meme part 2 } accepting! 

[ text: nerdass fox ] how the fuck are you so talented[ text: nerdass fox ] i will never look at candy crush the same way ever again tho[ text: nerdass fox ] i will always associate it with you busting a nut nut[ text: nerdass fox ] THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[ibringthexfire]

ESTHER [ text: aubrey ] Sorry I took Achilles from you tonight but this is MY HOLIDAY!!!

[ text: esther blaster ] wait what[ text: esther blaster ] WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER[ text: esther blaster ] WHERE ARE Y’ALL GOING [ text: esther blaster ] I WAS PROMISED LION KING TONIGHT[ text: esther blaster ] but regardless i hope y’all have fun tho

[ibringthexfire]

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five times my muse didn’t text yours and one time they did } accepting!

i. ( date: 21⁄2 years ago. )

[ text → achilles ]: hey, i don’t know if you still remember me but we met couple of weeks ago and sorta did you know stuff. names aubrey and i sorta scared you off with the. with the fire thing. just wanted to say im sorry. im sorry i should’ve let you know. i’m not normal

                                                     ( DRAFTED )

ii. ( date: 2 years ago. )

[ text → darnit dat badonkadonk ]: are you going anywhere for new years?? i kinda have movies and brownies and fucking careless whispers playing in the background if you wanna come over ;) BRING DONUTS AND CUPCAKES AND PIES AND CHOCOLATE BARS AND ICE CREAM AND A TRUCK OF PIZZA

                                                     ( DELETED )

iii. ( date: 1 year ago. )

[ text → super dooper nerd ass fox achilleus ]: sometimes i kinda wonder if you’re. if you’re you know. kinda scared of me still? you’re literally in a relationship with someone who can combust like. literally. when shit gets too much. does it weird you out still

                                                     ( DRAFTED )

iv. ( date: several months ago. )

[ text → don’t call  ]: i was wrong. he wasn’t the monster. i am.

                                                  ( DRAFTED)

v. ( date: several months ago. )

[ text → don’t call  ]: heather told me everything. i dont fucking know if i can be there i don’t fucking know if i can look at you in the eyes and not feel like running again i don’t fucking know what to do ive made so many fuck ups all of this happened because i was a fucking coward just. fuck. i don’t know. i don’t know

                                                     ( DELETED )

vi. ( date: 5 minutes ago. )

[ text → super geek ass nerd premium lady ]: WHY DOES ESTHER KEEP YELLING AT ME WHAT HAVE I DONE BOOBZILLA ANSWER ME

                                                     ( SENT )

[frenovlavis-blog]

{ @im-not-a-saint. } LIKED for a thing.

         "please don’t go with that guy, he’s creepy as shit.

            seriously, i’ll pay you to NOT sleep with him.”

[ibringthexfire]

@im-not-a-saint || holiday-themed starter call

         ❛    not goin’ ta’ lie. low-key miss being able ta’ warm us up an’ shit. it’s jus’---the cold kinda. sorta. feels so fuckin’ weird.     ❜

[darkxfthemoon-blog]

i’ll be on after work and hopefully reply to everything. also i’m determined to finish alex’s bio sometime this weekend and i’ll be changing her face claim to natalie dormer (but keeping kate mara as a secondary for madi/anyone who’d prefer her)