#impact doing impact things

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I relate to The Child because I’m also small, cute, and powerful.

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Oh, but nobody’s allowed to call me small but me!

...and Papa and Daddy. They get a special dispensation!

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Some humans I like almost lit their house on fire last night!

They’re fine, and so is their bird, so it’s pretty funny!

Fireplaces.

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IT’S ME!

Hi! Some people are new and don’t know me so hiiiiiii!

I’m Impact! I’m almost 13 Earth years old and I like animals and going fast!

I have, like, so many Earth chickens and cats and an immortal corgi (Megatron gave him to me!) and I love them very much!

When I grow up I’m gonna be like Bill Nye and other cool humans and have a TV show where I show cool facts and animals from Earth and Cybertron!

I don’t have an altmode yet, but I’ve got a really pretty one picked out for when I do!

I haven’t done Tumblr much lately since I’ve been so busy with animals and science and video games and making stuff, so I get distracted! I do know human memes, though! 

Sooooooo, that’s me!

3:D

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I have a didgeridoo and a vuvuzela I AM NOW A BARD!

My first song is called “If I had a twin we’d be best friends, but I don’t have one so I don’t want one.”

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*Papa’s not in a good way. Impact was in her room when...things...happened, but she can get the gist of it. Enough of a gist to see that it is imperative that she transform into the most loving and comforting mechanical limpet known to Cybertronian kind.*

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I watched a movie at Soundwave’s and there was sad but there was also nice helptapod aliens and cool timey-wimey stuff!

And now it’s bedtime!

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Take this patronus quiz and see how you do.

Your result: Dolphin!

IT DIDN’T GIVE ME A DESCRIPTION BOO

tagged by: Papa!

tagging: Anybody!