#implied dcxdp

[alien-slushie]

Bruce: Tim, why did I just get a an email from Gotham Funeral Sevices, giving me condolences and thanking me for purchasing a black, green, and silver coffin?!

Tim, who has been hiding a sleeping 'vampire' in his room for two weeks: Wow! Why do you think it was me?

Bruce: Jason won't take my money, Dick avoids anything funeral related, Damian told me Talia already has his funeral arrangements planned and "none of the ilk he kills deserves coffins"-

Tim: Yikes.

Bruce: I know. Steph is convinced shes either never going to die or shes going to die fighting God, not sure what that means but she scares me, and Barbra and Duke are my good children who I pretend I never have to worry about in regards to things like these.

Tim: What about Cass?

Bruce: If Cass needed a coffin, she'd either come out and ask me, or I would never know about it. Meaning, it has to be you.

Tim: Touche.

Bruce: Timothy what is the coffin for?!

Tim: Okay jeez. If you must know, I thought sleeping in a small enclosed space would help with my sleep schedule.

Bruce: Why not just ask for a bunk bed, or use the closet or wardrobe?

Tim: Its was 3 am! Give me a break!

Bruce, sighs: ..........So, does it actually help with sleep?

[alien-slushie]

DpxDc thing

This has probably been done before, but i had the idea and thought I'd share incase it wasn't!

Danny is struggling to get the recommended Ambient Ectoplasm outside of Amity Park. Hes learning to make portals, but the aforementioned lack of Ecto is stunting the energy to learn efficiently. Its nothing dangerous, not really, Danny's just more tired and sluggish, and has lower stamina. Luckily, there's a work around, and Ectoplasm Alternative Supplements, if you will. Hightened Emotions, most specifically Fear.

Now, absorbing emotion and absorbing Ectoplasm is different, Ectoplasm has more health benefits, and requires less to get more done, BUT fear can make a pretty okay replacement, you just need more of it, and the stronger the emotional response, the better. All emotions work, joy, anger, sadness, ect, but fear is the best for ghosts.

Danny's tried the usual stuff to get enough emotion, going to movies, going to haunted houses in the fall, riding roller coasters, but while those all took the edge off, none of it was sustainable. Danny really, really didn't want to resort to haunting people, the very idea made his stomach churn, so, against his better judgement, he started hanging around villain/rogue incidents.

Originally, Danny avoided such incidents, wanting to be as far away from hero bs as possible, but between being noticed and starving to death; well, let's just say Danny would rather be noticed.

And noticed Danny is, but more as a suspicious figure than anything.

Or:

In order to absorb enough fear/emotion, Danny starts hanging around villain/rogue attacks, but being at the scene of multiple crimes is pretty fishy, and suspicious, so now, Danny caught the attention of heros.

-Other little idea: civilians also start noticing Danny, but they see him more of a warning than a threat, like if Danny's there, they know something is gonna go down.

-danny low key being an absol to civilians lol

[alien-slushie]

Sam: Danny! That clingy rich asshole is on the phone! Wants to talk to you! Sounds a little DTF-y.

Danny: Oh my Ancients, it was one time! If I hadn't seduced that privileged asshole we never would have gotten access to the private servers!

Tucker: ...you what?