#improv (dash commentary)

[stageplayhero]

“It’s not an anniversary without flowers! And chocolates. I’ve taken the liberty of gifting both to myself — after all, who loves me better than me — but… I suppose I won’t protest if anyone dips into my stash, in the spirit of things.”

[stageplayhero]

@mysweetlouise said: maybe you should drink tea then

“I do drink tea, but you must understand, it doesn’t hit the same spot as coffee.”

@starywisteria said: "You like....want ice cream or something as a reward???" - Kitty

“… Well, I wouldn’t be opposed to it! So long as it isn’t chocolate.”

[stageplayhero]

“I’ve been off parole for two years, and all I’ve gotten is this lame cup of coffee.”

[stageplayhero]

@mysweetlouise said: thats very tempting… maybe. maybe. >:]

“… I dearly hope you’re accepting the therapy offer and not the offer of unending vases, Louise.”

@starywisteria said: *Kitty takes a vase and just drops it* o3o

“Kitty, not you too— I hope you all know I’m not cleaning all of this up! Where’s a butler when you need one…”

[stageplayhero]

@mysweetlouise said: im throwing the only vase in here at you

“Hey, you can’t— those are expensive!”

[stageplayhero]

“Whatever you do, don’t step into one of my time looping narratives. That would be horrible. I would hate it so much.”

… Is he winking? Reverse psychology!

[stageplayhero]

@starywisteria said: "Can't put that many candles on a cake without it looking like a fireball. Thank goodness for numbered candles."

“See, you aren’t thinking big enough. You would just need a larger cake.”

[stageplayhero]

A little caterpillar crawls out onto the dash, and the little caterpillar is wearing a miniature Santa hat! No one tell Mark they stole it from the dressing room.