#incorect quotes

[simple-dorito]

you: i think little damian is going to say his first word!

dick: *he squats down beside you* oh i wonder what it could be

jason: i wouldn't get too excited about it incase he says-

baby! damian: idiots.

you:... what?

baby! damian: idiots *points at dick and jason*

jason: oh how lovely...

dick: didn't think a baby could do more damage to a gorwn man's ego like him...

you: if they're idiots then what am i?

baby!damian: (na-name).

you: HA SUCK MY DICK HE SAID MY NAME!

jason: you wont be bruce's favourite if he heard you saying dick in front of hsi baby son.

you: then who will calm damian in my stead?

dick; touche.

[incorrectsterekquotes]

derek: I'm gay, and my husband is bi, and there's nothing he loves more than when people ask him if he's gay and he gets to say "I'm not gay, but my husband is"

[jaywalkingermine]

I took matters into my own hands

[demigoddessqueens]

Manfred: *skeleton noises*

Emmrich: your son is awake

Rook: before sunrise, he’s your son

[ghostbusting-otters]

Effie: *kisses Haymitch’s cheek as she walks past*

Haymitch:

Cinna:

Haymitch: *as Effie’s walking away* “You missed, princess!”

Effie: *huffs and walks back* “Honestly, Haymitch, you make such a big deal out of everything…” *kisses him and walks away* “Cinna, dear, when you’re finished I could really use your help, we got so off track yesterday and there’s too much to be done*

Cinna:

Haymitch: *smug and 100% the reason effie got ‘sidetracked’*

Cinna: “I hate you both so much”

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Medic: I’m never donating blood ever again.

Medic: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!

Medic: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

[ylskquevmxv]

Y/N: *gasp* omg the queen died

ghost: good

Price: jus waitn for the rest of em now

Gaz: i thought she was immortal?

Soap: surprised she lasted this long, honestly thought shed kick the bucket years ago

Kate: are you all not sad?

Y/N: ???? Of course not??? we're not tories Kate. the only sad thing about this is that we've now got Charles and camilla

Price: rest in peace diana

Ghost: amen

Gaz: amen

Y/N: amen

Soap: aye

Kate: soap you're Scottish

Soap: I'm also an empath

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

*cooking skills* hua cheng: *just good at everything* luo binghe: *master chef* lan zhan: *is pretty good* wei ying: *ONLY if there is NO FUCKING PEPPER nearby* shen qingqiu: *made toast once* xie lian: *banned from the kitchen*