#incorrect addlan quotes

[anoddsightcomeoutatnight]

Incorrect Addlan Quotes #2

In honour of you reaching 1k babes!!

Addy: Dylan pissed me off yesterday, so I changed my phone background to a selfie of me and Bob.

Holland: Oh, come on, Addy. Do you really think Dylan is that insecure?

Dylan, shouting from the other room: BABE WHY THE FUCK IS BOB YOUR BACKGROUND?!?

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[stiles-o-dylan24]

Addy: I'm bored and I feel like doing something stupid Dylan: I'm stupid, do me Dylan: I said that outloud didn't I

Dylan O’Smoothlan😂

[stiles-o-dylan24]

Holland about Addy: She really likes mysterious guys Dylan: Got it! *later* Addy: So what are your plans for this weekend? Dylan: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Dylan, setting his hands on his hips: *nailed it*

Addy:

Holland, hearing from the other room:

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Incorrect Staddy Quotes #7

[In an interrogation room]

Addy: Do not say a word.

Stiles: *pauses* Fergalicious.

Addy: Stiles, I said no words.

Stiles: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago we're playing scrabble, it's not a word. Suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.

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[anoddsightcomeoutatnight]

Incorrect Addlan Quotes #1

[The night of Addy's 21st birthday]

Dylan: Addy, I can't believe how drunk you are.

Addy: I'm not drunk.

Dylan: Yes, you are.

Addy: I'm not fucking drunk.

Dylan: Can you tell the time?

Addy: Yes. *turns and points at the clock* I am not fucking drunk.

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Addy, with no verbal filter because of how drunk she is: You know how they say 'good things come in small packages'?

Dylan, dubious as hell: Yeah?

Addy: Well, I'm a small package. Wanna be a good thing?

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Addy, fully clothed in her bath at home: I'm washing me and my clothes, bitch! I'm washing me and my clothes!

Dylan: She drunk as fuck.

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[The day after Addy's 21st birthday]

Addy: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.

Dylan, refusing to look at her: You started DRAWING ON MY FACE WITH A HIGHLIGHTER BECAUSE YOU SAID I WAS IMPORTANT!

Addy: WELL YOU ARE!!

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Incorrect Staddy Quotes #6

S1 Stiles: Oh come on, give me one reason we shouldn't do it!

S1 Addy: Other than it being super fucking illegal?!?

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Addy: Hey Dyl, can I ride you? Dylan, choking: E-excuse me? Addy: I asked if I could ride you. I’ve ridden Daniel before, it’s fun! Dylan: Wait what?! Addy: Yea he let me climb onto his back and ride him around set.  Dylan: …you mean a piggyback ride?? Addy: Oh, that’s what it’s called?  Dylan: YES ADDS THAT’S WHAT IT’S CALLED- 

Addy just looks off it it he distance 🤔 So that’s why Daniel was always laughing when we were done, whoopsies

[stiles-o-dylan24]

Addy: subtly suggests she likes Dylan Dylan: “Hi i’m dory, I suffer from short term memory loss”

😂 “imma gonna need you to go ahead and just subtly repeat that every hour on the hour until I die”🤷🏽‍♂️