#incorrect beetlejuice

[barbarasjugs]

beetlejuice: What did I teach you about shooting people?

Lydia: How, you taught me how.

[totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes]

Charles: Lydia, I'm becoming a bit concerned. How much time do you spend in your bedroom, sitting on the floor in the dark?

Lydia: A... normal amount

[pose-at-play]

beetlejuice: adam, i think you should play my father

adam: i don’t wanna be your father

beetlejuice: perfect you already know your lines

[korvid-19]

Lydia: remember ladies, before you say or do anything, ask yourself: is this something that would get me diagnosed with female hysteria and locked in the attic by my relatives in the late 19th century? if the answer is yes, proceed.

[mess-of-a-breather]

*Literally anything goes wrong*

Beetlejuice: Well this isn’t working. Time for plan B

Lydia: We have a plan B?

Beetlejuice: No but it’s time for one

[winonadreams]

BEEJ: truth or dare?

LYDIA: truth!

BEEJ: okay, how many hours have you slept this week?

LYDIA: umm... dare.

BEEJ: okay... go to sleep.

LYDIA: i don't like this game.

[idolikeatonofcokehere]

beetlejuice songs as john mulaney screencaps

part 2

day-o (the banana boat song):

girl scout:

that beautiful sound:

barbara 2.0:

what i know now:

home:

creepy old guy:

jump in the line:

[theparkerlvck]

Beetlejuice: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinctual self isolation, I’ll wait.

Lydia: You and I?

Beetlejuice, tearing up: I guess I didn’t have to wait that long.