#incorrect ben hardy

[radiogagaga]

[At a sleepover]

Joe: What if the 'g' in gif is silent?

Ben: Joe, it's 3 am. Go to sleep.

Joe: What gif I don't want to?

Ben: Fuck you.

[incorrectqueenborhapquotes]

*Gwil doing something with Ben*

Gwil: Have you heard from Joe?

Ben: I'm sure everything is fine. We left him with Rami.

Gwil, already running back: THOSE TWO SENTENCES DO NOT GO TOGETHER.

*explosion in the distance, probably*

[radiogagaga]

Joe: Ow! My armkle!

Rami: Your what?

Ben, sighing: His wrist.

[incorrectqueenborhapquotes]

Joe: hey, sorry i'm late, I overslept

Ben: It's 4:30 PM, what time did you go to sleep?

Joe: 2 pm

Ben: ...

Ben: We were supposed to film at 1

[radiogagaga]

[Gwilym has joined the chat]

Joe: Hi dad!

Rami: Dad!

Ben: Daddy ;)))

Lucy: Daaaaaad!

[Gwilym has left the chat]

[incorrectqueenborhapquotes]

This is technically for the Royal au on my main (@anironsidh ) but it's also an incorrect quote slash tweet, so here

Transcription below the cut (for screen readers and such, or if the image isn’t working right)

the smarter prince (@/hrhgwilymlee): Ever since Dad (@/therealbrianmay) found out about Stan Twitter, he’s been going around the palace talking as if he’s on Twitter (thanks @/hrhbenhardy)

my kids are insane (@/therealbrianmay): Oof the call out. The tea is scorching

the smarter prince (@/hrhgwilymlee): (reply) Dad, I love you, but please stop

ben there done that (@/hrhbenhardy): I slightly regret this

best bodyguard (@/lucyboynton): I love this family

Prince’s boyfriend (@/joemazzello): same 😂

[incorrectqueenborhapquotes]

Gwilym: This sky is so beautiful.

Joe: You know what else is beautiful?

Both, in unison: Ben.

[radiogagaga]

Ben: Let's slow dance.

Joe: *does the macarena at 1/4 speed*