#incorrect bfu

[startreq]

Shane: Hey, did you hear that noise?

Ryan: Probably the sound of you being an idiot.

Shane: Oh. Probably right.

Shane: *under his breath* dick biscuit.

[poodlejoonas]

Shane: So I'm sitting there. Barbecue sauce on my titties...

Ryan: [W H E E Z E]

[impicciche]

Ryan, in the middle of the night, panicking: Shane, something just touched my leg!

Shane: Was it your other leg?

Ryan:

Ryan: ... Goodnight.

[ankh-o]

Shane: Man! It's times like this that I wish I had an attack plunger!

Ryan: [throws it at Shane's head]

Shane: You're supposed to throw it at my hand!

Ryan: Your head's a bigger target!

Shane: Oh, I'll show you a bigger target--

[ryan-dancing-on-the-staircase]

Imagine that: The scene on Goatmans bridge when they're using the Ouija Board and their heads are super close together but then they both get startled by a bird in the woods and they bump their heads together

[unsolved-witxhes-blog]

Shane: do you know what I've realized?

Ryan: that some thoughts are better off unexpressed?

Shane: nice try

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

Ryan: welcome back to me screaming aAaaaAAaaAAaaaAaAAAAAAAaAaaAaaAAAAAaA

[steve-the-goatman]

Ryan: I didn't mean to hurt Shane, his face was in the way of my foot!

Shane: *looks to the camera like he's on The Office with a black eye*