#incorrect bob quotes

[hotterforhockey]

Winters: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes

Grant, nodding sagely: Exactly. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes

Nixon, wiping away a fake tear: That's my boy

[izzyneedsgene]

Guarnere: "Someone bring Perconte back to Santa, it's almost Christmas!"

Perconte: "WHY YOU LITTLE--"

[privatewebster]

lieut. dike : correct me if i'm wr- lip : you're wrong. with all due respect, sir. luz, coughting : which is none.

[theslashmix]

Lip: now, boys, violence is not the answer...

Speirs: he's right.

Lip: oh thank goodness-

Speirs: *pulls out a knife* the correct answer is EXTREME violence

Lip: RON NO

[withtheoldbreed]

Luz: Do you guys blow on your food when it’s really hot or do you just hashafashasha until you can chew it?

Babe: oh, hashafashasha for sure, i ain't a coward

[siren-meets]

Speirs: I’m a little peeved at Lt. Jones right now

Lipton: He went to Winters behind your back

Speirs: No, he didn’t go behind my back, he went over my head.

Lipton: He went over your head to go behind your back.

Speirs: What is “taking someone from behind”?

Lipton: No.

[theonetryingtolive]

Easy Co. as things @warmommy has said

Ronald Speirs: I can’t believe I’m that autistic.

Lewis Nixon: Where did you get that? When did we buy Heineken?

Joe Liebgott: I will fuck that seagull up.

Floyd Talbert: Bitch. [Beeping noise as Alexa turns on.] Alexa, no, not you.

Dick Winters: [Texting me while I’m at the grocery store] Just show me a picture of all the bread they have and I’ll choose.

Frank Perconte: I’m an adult! I can brush for as long as I want!

Harry Welsh: [After being asked about circumcision.] Well, a dick is a dick.

George Luz: I’m getting three fraps and you can’t stop me.

Eugene Roe: We go through ibuprofen like candy.

Babe Heffron: I have so many sneezes. Come and give me love.

Johnny Martin: [Texting me] You’ve been gone for hours. [Five minutes later, texting me]You better not be petting any dogs.

Bill Guarnere: Don’t open that, it’s the wrong porn and we can’t waste time on it.

Antonio C. Garcia: I know it’s 3 am, but I would kill for a quesadilla.

Warren Muck: I want to see if I can manipulate McDonald’s into delivering to me.

David Kenyon Webster: If there’s not a toilet inside, I’m not going.

Alex Penkala: Okay, I’m ready. Show me the massive dick.

Joe Toye: I would like to see someone try and take you. You’re mine. Now move, I need to kill Nazis.

Buck Compton: Time for a sheet mask, some streaming, maybe a nice sandwich, and some SECKS.

Donald Malarkey: It literally took effort to remember you’re not Nixon.

Bull Randleman: Soon the tension will build until they’re humping on the lawn right there.

Carwood Lipton: [Texting me] Your trip has just been 60% being lost.

[incognito-princess]

Band of Brothers/Mean Girls- incorrect quotes

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