Apr 17
Y/n: what could Jimin be doing that involves bikinis, finger painting, and hot peppers?
Jungkook: *whispers in Y/n's ear*
Y/n: ew!
Hobi: what did he say?
Y/n: nothing, he stuck his tongue in my ear
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Y/n: what could Jimin be doing that involves bikinis, finger painting, and hot peppers?
Jungkook: *whispers in Y/n's ear*
Y/n: ew!
Hobi: what did he say?
Y/n: nothing, he stuck his tongue in my ear
Yoongi: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Jimin: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Yoongi: I don't have time for their problems.
Jimin: Damn, I really didn't think I would feel this emotional at a wedding.
Seokjin: That's a perfectly reasonable response, Jiminie. Look, even the cake is in tiers.
[The pack in a diner at 2am]
Waiter: What can I get y'all to drink?
Namjoon: I'll take a cup of coffee grounds. Just the grounds or whatevers left
Waiter: Uh...
Yoongi: I'll have a glass of room temperature vodka
Waiter: Jesus Chri- okay
Taehyung: Can I have the experience of tasting a root beer for the first time?
Waiter: .....
Jungkook: I'll have a coffee and bacon, I can mix them together if you don't want to?
Waiter: What the fuck?
Hoseok: I'll have a glass of pancake syrup.
Waiter:You- you want a pint of grenadine?
Jimin: Ooh that sounds good I'll take that please.
Waiter: 👀
Hoseok: Pancake syrup. No pancakes. The sweet stuff darling, pour it down my throat
Waiter: .....
Y/n (very softly): I just want a salad...
Waiter: I'm afraid to ask....
Seokjin, as loud as he can: Steak, rare and a bottle of goddamn wine. Please, for the love of fuck
Taehyung : The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Namjoon: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Yoongi: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
Jungkook: What's for dinner hyung? Jin: I can't tell you, it's a soup-rise Taehyung: Is it soup? Jin: I soup-pose it could be Yoongi: Enough with the soup puns Jin: You never soup-port my jokes *After dinner* Jungkook: It was fucking tacos
Namjoon: why are you guys playing "The Floor is Lava"? you guys aren't 10
Hobi, on the counter: we're not playing "The Floor is Lava"
Jimin, next to Hobi: yeah, we're playing "Jungkook lost the tarantula"
Namjoon: *immediately gets on the coffee table*
