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Phosphorus: What am I supposed to do with this massive erection ?
Nosferata: I don’t see anything
Phosphorus: That’s because it’s transparent because I’m a walking radioactive hazard ! I don’t see your tits, what’s your excuse ? Oh that’s right you’ve got the body of an eleven year old boy. Well, fuck you, you don’t see anything !
Ruhn: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Hunt: Just rip the bandage off Danaan.
Ruhn: It’s The Hind.
Hunt: I'm not dealing with this. Put the bandage back on.
Max: Hey David, did you know “thot” means “thoughtful person?”
David: Really? I didn’t know that!
[later]
David: Thanks so much for helping me, Gwen! You’re such a thot.
Gwen, choking: I’m a WHAT?!
Did you know that 'Narcissist' spelled backwards is 'asshole'? Hey, if they can make shit up, so can we.
Max
CC: What would you do if I was kidnapped?
Jinxx: Wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.
David: Want to play I Spy?
Max: Fuck off.
David: Well I spy a bad attitude.
David: Describe your life in less than ten words.
Max: Not gonna last long.
David:
[Later, to Gwen]
David: Yeah, just keep Max away from sharp objects and high places for a few days, okay thanks.
Neil: I told Max his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell if he’s really lying.
Nikki: Really!? How!?
Neil: Watch this.
Neil: Max, do you love us?
Max, covering his ears: NO.
