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Alex: Morgan drunk bakes.

Claire:

Morgan: You say that like it's a BAD thing.

Morgan: It's not!

Claire: ?

Morgan: Like, one time when my ex broke up with me, I couldn't stop drinking all night-

Morgan: then I wake up, with a fuckin' cheesecake in front of me.

Morgan: It's the best shit ever!

Claire: [Struggling to open a jar of pickles]

Morgan: Haha, Claire can't open the jar of pickles-

Claire: I'll shove it in your face, Reznick.

Morgan: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Claire: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Morgan: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

*sees Claire walking over*

Morgan internally, ok, ok, ok. Just act cool. Don't make it look like you care too much about her- gosh she's so pretty-

Claire: hey Reznick, whats up?

Morgan:

Morgan: your hair looks very brown today.

Claire:

Morgan, internally: wtf, why would you say that!

Claire: ??? What

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