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Incorrect Obey Me! Quote #123
Beel: Croissants, dropped.
MC: Road, works ahead.
Asmo: BBQ sauce, on my titties.
Mammon: Shavacado, fre.
Belphie: Miss Keisha, fucking dead.
Satan:…
Satan: Grumpy. I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Asmo: Fuck Mary kill: Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon
Levi: Mary Barbatos, fuck Simeon, kill Mammon
Mammon: I WASN'T EVEN ON THE LIST YOU ASSHOLE
Diavolo: WHY AREN’T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? LIKE ITS A REGULAR PLAYGROUND BUT IT’S BIGGER BECAUSE IT’S ADULT-SIZED
Barbatos: Theme parks my Lord.
Diavolo: But you have to pay for theme parks.
Barbatos: That’s the adult part.
Diavolo: ..Son of a bitch.
Asmodeus: "His dick is social distance approved."
Lilith: "Social distance approved?"
Asmodeus: "Big enough for me to fuck from six feet away."
Incorrect Obey Me! Quote #125
Diavolo: Do you mind if I slyly mention you’re single?
MC: Do not do that.
Diavolo: You won’t even notice!
Barbatos: *enters the room* MC, you wanted to see me?
Diavolo: Mc’s single.
MC:…
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Incorrect Obey Me! Quote #124
MC before lesson 16: I’m sick and tired of being called ‘mortal’ like, you don’t know. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothings been proven yet. So, stop making assumptions, it’s rude.
Satan: like this tweet for a tbh
*five minutes later*
Satan: tbh you kinda ugly @/Lucifer
Lucifer: I DIDNT EVEN LIKE YOUR POST
