#incorrect dsmp

[quinn-styx]

Philza to younger SBI (+ Y/N): Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!

Techno: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Tommy: More or less

Wilbur: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Y/N: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

Tubbo, in the back: Wait?? I thought that’s what we were doing?

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Kidnapper: I have your child.

Philza, tired: Which one I have seven.

Kidnapper: The annoying kid who never shuts up.

Philza: Which one I have seven.

[khyrrn-v2]

Tommy, about Philza: I don’t trust birds. Fuckin hollow bones. Suspicious. What are you hiding in there.

Wilbur: parental insticts

Tommy: Fuck. Shit. You’re right. Fuck.

[carbonated]

Tommy, holding out an allium and looking away: Here.

Ranboo, physically vibrating as he takes it: I like this a normal amount

[vociferous-chaos]

Quackity: *walks through the front door*

Sapnap: What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be like sacrificing women in the volcano?

Quackity: God is gay. 

Karl: What?

Quackity: *grabbing George and walking back to the door* God is gay.

BONUS

DreamXD: *excited puppy noises*

[arriathedragon-2]

No one:

Not single person:

Not even Quackity:

Wilbur Soot: Utah.

[incorrect-simps]

tommy: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with ranboo recently.

tubbo: No, tommy, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

tommy: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

tubbo: No! You’re the only one for me.

tommy: Is that so?

tubbo: I promise! ranboo and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.

tommy: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

tubbo: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!

tommy: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

tubbo: Of course bro!

tommy: Bro...

ranboo: What the-

[earlgreyandmatchatealover2]

Dream: So...how’s life?

Technoblade: Good, yours?

Dream: Same

Technoblade:

Dream:

Technoblade: We're both lying aren’t we?

Dream: Yep.