#incorrect emo quotes

[stressed-depressed-emo-mess]

Gerard, Frank, and Mikey: *Discussing this* We should completely fuck w/ them

Ray: But...

Them: C'mon Ray!! It'll be fun!!

Ray: I'll just post this picture of me and a giant robot and hope that they still love me-

[um-no-im-not-a-robot-stop-asking]

[youcantdenyyouareapantaloon]

Before The Release of Mania

Patrick: Thank God you’re over your writing entire albums about Mikey Way phase!

Pete: *Last of the Real Ones and Wilson falls out of his pockets* Who’s Mikey Way?

Patrick: Darn it, Pete, we’re gonna have to delay the album!

[accurate-emo-quotes]

mcr members as things my friends and i have said pt. 2

frank: mikey slapped me so hard my airpod flew out

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frank: guys, guess what my favorite halloween candy is

ray: meth?

frank: YES! okay there’s one more

ray: black tar herion?

frank: YES!

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gerard, to mikey: why do u have nothing but a butterfinger wrapper in ur wallet

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frank: why cant i make meth in my bathtub???

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gerard: i middle parted my hair today

mikey: u look like an e-girl

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*printing essays for english*

frank: why is yours 4 pages long??

gerard: i have a lot of DIALOGUE

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mikey: i left my water bottle in science yesterday and now i’m scared to drink it because i’m scared someone poisoned it

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ray: * almost knocks water bottle off his desk*

ray: NOT AGAIN!! this is the 5th time today!!!

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some random teacher: oh be careful on those steps! 4 people have already slipped on them today!

mikey: *slips* FIVE PEOPLE

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gerard: nothing but it’s spelled n u t h i n g

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*frank and mikey on facetime*

frank: wait shut up a second

mikey: okay

*silence*

frank: sorry i had to hear if my dog was throwing up or drinking her water

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*frank and mikey still on facetime*

mikey: i can hear u breathing. like all i can hear is HUUUUUUUUUHHHUUUUUUUUHUUUUUH

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ray, to frank: why do u have spotify, apple music, AND pandora?

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frank, yelling from the bottom of the stairwell: GERARD!!!!

gerard, yelling from the top of the stairwell: FRANK!!!!!

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gerard: i want the new sub to call me breadsticks...

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*playing a trivia game in class*

teacher: who owned Raja the tiger in Aladdin?

ray: ...india?

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frank: with great power comes great big booty bitches

mikey: frank, you’re the biggest virgin i know

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gerard: fuck it, i’m watching moana

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mikey, talking about a rude kid: i accidentally made direct eye contact with him while he was being a privileged white boy that thinks he's bad in the back of a cop car but he is in the upper middle class in a 300,000 dollar home with 2 married parents and a golden retriever

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gerard: *pulls out clumps of his hair*

mikey: WHAT are u doing???

gerard: i’m STRESSED!!!!

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ray: FRANK! you got zebra cake all over the table

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frank, reading out loud in class: if people use...b...bu...

mikey: ....buses??

frank: yeah, those

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gerard, to frank: is that my pencil??

frank: yeah

gerard: what are u doing with it

frank: ripping out the strings in my jeans

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mikey: are u trying to erase the zebra cake off the table?

frank: uh yeah

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ray: vitamin D? more like vitamin Z for ZEBRA CAKE!

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mikey: guys do u like the blood on my sweater from my bloody nose??

gerard: I DONT CARE. IM EATING BLUE DORITOS.

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holy shit that took forever to type

[incorrectmcrquotes666]

frank, introducing jamia: so, this is my ex-girlfriend

jamia, whispering: i told you to stop calling me that

jamia, out loud: i'm his wife

[thatonemarveldude]

The origin of Patrick becoming the lead singer of FOB like:

[Patrick, playing the drums]

Pete: Do you take requests?

Patrick: Sure!

Pete: Please stop.

[idkhow-butyoufoundme]

Party poison: hey how do you want your coffee

Fun ghoul: as dark and bitter as my soul

Poison: alright *makes coffee*

Ghoul:

Poison:

Poison: How are you... you know theres a shit ton of salt in that latte right

Ghoul, with a perfectly blank face: I know

[iamnotbonkers]

Emerson: A drunk mind speaks a sober heart

Sebastian, drunk off his ass: beesechurger