#incorrect freezerburn

[thesparringpanther]

Weiss: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

[Weiss walks away]

Yang: . . .

Weiss, turning around: Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't

[teenagefaunusninjacatperson]

Incorrect RWBY

Yang: People tell me I have an interesting ways lighting up the room.

Weiss: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses

[thesparringpanther]

Yang: Are you attracted to women?

Weiss: I'm attracted to you shutting the fuck up.

[thesparringpanther]

Yang, staring at the ceiling: what if “it’s raining men” and “let the bodies hit the floor” are both about the same event but from a different perspective?

Weiss, blinking slowly: I am literally begging you to stop-

[thesparringpanther]

Weiss: Call me short one more time, I dare you.

Yang: What are you gonna do? Fight my knees?

[thesparringpanther]

Weiss: I could strangle you.

Yang: Are you even tall enough to reach?

Weiss: You've sunken low enough.

[thesparringpanther]

Yang at 3 AM: Do you like me?

Weiss: I married you.

Yang: Yes, but did you marry me as a friend, or like, as a wife?

[teenagefaunusninjacatperson]

Incorrect RWBY

Ruby: This is your pilot speaking, there will be some minor turbulence as Yang has just bet that I can’t do a 360 barrel roll. Hold on people, I need that 20 Lien cookie money.

Weiss, scroll out: I’m recording this in case I need to get you arrested.

QBJNRO: *visibly scared*