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Frida: My New Years resolution is to get really into essential oils and then make sure I bring up the fact that I'm really into essential oils in every conversation I have until the end of time.

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Joan: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Frida, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

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Joan: Today I learned that Yankee Doodle was written by the British to mock Americans. 'Doodle' is thought to come from the German 'Dödel', meaning 'fool' or 'simpleton', and 'Macaroni', meant a flamboyantly stylish type of dress. This painted the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one's cap made them a 'dandy'.

Frida: So, you're telling me that 'stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni' would be like saying 'wrote a G on his belt and called it Gucci'?

Cleo: That's... a pretty good comparison, actually.

Joan: Yeah, that's exactly what I mean.

Confucius and JFK, immediately, to the tune of Yankee Doodle, Fortnite dancing: US moron came to town / Hunting for some coochie / wrote a G up on his belt / And this bitch called it Gucci.

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Joan: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Frida, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Vincent, whispering: Because I have little hands.

JFK: Because he has little hands.