#incorrect ghosts quotes

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Julian: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Julian. 
Kitty: But you're Julian. 
Julian: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.

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Alison: I can't find Humphrey anywhere.

Mary: Well have you looked closely? They’re a small person.

Mary: They might be obscured by a houseplant, or perhaps a family sized can of tomatoes.

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Captain: Ew. What kind of tea is this? 
Robin: I boiled gatorade.

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Pat: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Kitty's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Alison: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?

Kitty: Yeah, I could drink legally!

Pat: I could hang out with the boys!

Julian: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

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Julian: Thomas won’t wake up, what do I do?

Mary: Did you try kicking them?

Julian: Yes.

Mary: I’m out of ideas.

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Kitty: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Alison: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

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Julian: Something’s off.

Fanny: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Julian: No, but that’s funny.