#incorrect grimsley

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Grimsley: Sure, when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she's a 'goddess', but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'no longer welcome at the Humilau Aquarium'.

[phantomlordreshiram]

Marshal, to Grimsley: Hey you wanna get some snacks?

Caitlin, groggily waking up in the other room: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Guzma: Handcuffs fucking hurt.

Grimsley: Use silk rope next time.

Guzma:

Guzma: I don’t think I can convince a police office to use silk rope.

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Grimsley: I was eating this Sinnohan chocolate, and it made a rattling noise when I shook it, and there was a rapidash magnet inside.

Benga: Sinnohan kinder surprise.

Shauntal: That looks like it’s made out of coal.

Grimsley: It tasted like coal.

Cheren: You ate a vase.

Grimsley, head in hands: Honestly, at this point, me eating a small vase is the least of my problems.

Caitlin: In Sinnoh, sometimes, when a rapidash dies, they cremate it and make a vase out of the ashes. Hence the coal taste and rapidash picture. You ate rapidash ashes and mistook it for chocolate.

Grimsley: ...Me eating an entire cremated rapidash still does not even scratch the surface of my problems.

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Shauntal: When I said, "bring me back something from Alola" I meant like a seashell or something.

Grimsley, trying to hold a stufful: Well you didn’t fucking say that.

[phantomlordreshiram]

Good for you Grimsley!

[phantomlordreshiram]

Grimsley: You wanna play roulette kid?

Calem: The only roulette I wanna play is of the Russian variety

[phantomlordreshiram]

.... oh.