#incorrect hale pack

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Stiles: I don’t have a flat ass!

The pack: *stops what they’re doing, exchanging confused looks* Okay?

Stiles: It’s just that I’m always standing next to Derek and his Dumptruck 3000! And by comparison, I look as flat as a sheet of paper. But I’m not! It’s just that Derek is dummy thicc!

*later*

Derek: *crying on the phone to Cora because he only heard part of what Stiles said* He thinks I’m a dummy! He says I’m thick! And the others agreed with him!

[incorrectsterekquotes]

derek: i swear on my betas' lives that I am a straight man isaac: MY HEART!!! ITS FAILING!!! boyd: the light.... it's getting closer... erica: FUCK I CANT BREATHE, TELL MY MOM I LOVE HER jackson: If I knew I was going to die today, I would have bullied you all much more

[rainierest]

[tafffita]

Isaac: my kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what I have to say

Derek: too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.

[amongbloodymary]

At the Loft:

Liam: I do not suck at Mario Kart! You cheated!

Theo: how exactly did I cheat?

Liam: I DON’T KNOW!

Theo: Maybe I cheated by using my chimera powers to make you suck. Oh wait, no, you just-

Stiles: That’s it! Theo, get under the coffee table!

Theo: are you kidding me?

Stiles: That’s right get your little chimera ass under the coffee table. My house, my rules, buddy

Derek: This isn’t your house, Stiles

Stiles: shut up, Derek I’m not gonna have this hooligan tease My son under my roof!

Derek: IT’S NOT YOUR ROOF!

[atlas-the-bastard]

I think the reason I most want to live in a world like the mcu or teen wolf or the riordanverse is because it's socially acceptable for the character to carry knives.

I wouldn't kill anyone (probably) but I'd just whip is out occasionally and use it to do small, simple tasks and freak people out.

Like Natasha Romanoff. Or Allison Argent. Or Annabeth Chase.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: Have you guys seen—?

Isaac: *angry*

Erica: *trying not to laugh*

Derek: You look upset. You look angry. What are we mad about?

Isaac: Stiles lost a bet.

Derek: And you’re upset?

Isaac: Yeah! Because the loser was meant to do something embarrassing. And he was meant to wear a dress.

Derek: And?

Stiles: *crashing into the room, wearing a dress* Derek, there you are! Check out this dress. I look so good. Like, this is the best outfit I’ve ever worn.

Isaac: *anger intesifies*

Derek: *speechless* Oh.

Isaac: IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE EMBARRASING! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT!

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: How’s everyone doing?

Isaac: I’m breathing.

Derek: Setting the bar pretty low there.

Isaac: Still doing better than Stiles.

Stiles, having a panic attack: Fuck you.