#incorrect httyd

[dontgetcaught256]

*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*

Ruffnut: So what have you been up to recently?

Hiccup: Leading a revolution with Astrid.

Ruffnut: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

Hiccup: *sighs* Of course you did.

Hiccup: Anyway, have you heard from the others? Tuffnut?

Ruffnut: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Dagur?

Hiccup: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Snotlout?

Ruffnut: Cult leader.

Hiccup: Yeah, that sounds about right.

[the-delta-42]

Hiccup: Hey, was anyone going to mention that my name's actually Hamish? Snotlout: No it's not. Astrid: It is, look at his birth certificate. Ruffnut: You're a fucking Hamish? Tuffnut: Why the fuck do we call you Hiccup? Hiccup: How the fuck should I know?! *Three Hours Later* Stoick: Hiccup was originally called Hamish Haddock III, but then he arrived. We never got round to correcting the birth certificate, figured that it wasn't a big deal.

[toothbrushfingers]

Hiccup, to Astrid: If you see Snotlout, give him this message *makes a neutral face*

Hiccup: He'll know what it means.

*later*

Astrid: Oh, and Hiccup said to give you a message.

Astrid: *makes a neutral face*

Snotlout: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

[soulofafury]

Dagur: You know what, Hiccup? You're a nice guy. I want to set you up with my sister.

Hiccup: I'm engaged to Astrid.

Dagur: I thought you were gay.

Hiccup: ...then why did you want to set me up with your sister?

[the-talking-fishbone]

Toothless: grooooowww hrrrrg ffffllooooorrhgwwwhgg.

Hiccup: oh I totally feel you bud. I was having the same problem myself yesterday

Toothless: >:0 GHOOOFLFJwooooiiiwww moooWWWRRRGGgg!!!!

Hiccup: exactly!! And they didn’t even notice!

Astrid: do you need help

[screwby-dawg]

this kinda reminds me of snotlout being ignored by astrid every single day. rip snotman but idk you deserve it?

[susspirria]

Fishlegs: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Camicazi: Break their bones instead! They have 206 of those.

[httyd3thehiddenworld]

Dagur: Are you sure this is a good time for you?

Hiccup: Like I said, if you could just wait til I'm out of the tub.

Dagur: Okay good. Hiccup, I've had a breakthrough...